There goes the Nobel Peace Prize . . . . .

[no_hypocrisy]

Just slipped from his short, stubby fingers.

[hlthe2b]

1. The Nobel committee--much to TSF's disdain--look at the entire "body of work" and personal ethics of their

nominees. I can not imagine in any such context that Trump would EVER be seriously considered. It would bring down the entire reputation of the prized honor.

He thinks it is like the cover of Time Magazine's "Person of the Year," which often includes horrendous people of great influence in that given year. Hence, Hitler...

[Buns_of_Fire]

2. No problem. Press secretary Barbie will soon announce

that, by Executive Order, King Taco has established the "Presidential MAGA Prize" and awarded it to himself. It's better than that old, stuffy Nobel Prize, since it also comes with a $25 million cash award, already deposited to the president's bank account.

[onethatcares]

3. and it fits on the mantle

in the ofal office.

[newdeal2]

4. Plus a parade and special awards show at the Kennedy Center

And you too can buy a commemorative coin to celebrate for the low price of $25,000!

[ananda]

5. Not in his crocodile brain.

I mean he just demanded peace to stop the war.