Picture this.

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There’s an utterly mad orange bull, spinning wildly out of control in the world’s geopolitical China shop. The mad orange bull is being prodded and tormented by dozens of the rodeo clowns of the apocalypse. Outside of the China shop, looking in, is every known and unknown policing apparatus there is, and each one of these entities has the exact unmistakable look on its face which clearly says, “I ain’t going in there.” Mr. Everyman, using today’s incredible technology, is watching all this spectacle from here there and everywhere, and one thought continues crossing his mind: well, holy shit.