I missed this: How to Out-Troll the Trolls, as Told by the Internet's Foremost Posters
Last week, you wrote a long post on X talking about your life as an undocumented immigrant. Vice President JD Vance made a separate post seeming to suggest you should be deported. You followed that up by posting some photos of him and saying, I think I can outrun you in these clothes.
To be honest, that was just a throwaway line. Im not trying to win an online dunk contest with the vice president of the United States. What stands out most to me in that interaction is not who won the exchange but the fact that the vice president of the United States is so intensely online, at least compared to VPs of the past.
Right now, everyone seems ready to throw down. More than ever, its important to pick your battlesand know how to win.
That, to me, is one of the more interesting shifts in American politics: A large segment of the Republican coalitionincluding figures like Charlie Kirk and Matt Walshis deeply immersed in online spaces. Even the official government accounts for the Department of Homeland Security and White House appear to be managed by people fluent in the language of Twitter.
I cant imagine any VP in the past, such as Dick Cheney, clapping back or posting memes. Being a highly online person is a very embarrassing thing and should be relegated to basement losers.
Do you often get trolled?
Ive gotten some pretty prominent conservative figures who will say, like, Were gonna deport you back to Vietnam, Youre brown, Youre gay, all the slurs that are wrapped up into that. I dont know if it happens on every post, but I do get it every single day. In the early 2000s, if I saw that, I would think, oh, that persons trolling, they dont genuinely mean they want to deport immigrants. But now, I do think there are some people who genuinely mean that.
So how do you out-troll a troll?
Sometimes Ill reply or Ill retweet and make a comment. Recently, someone said, Youll always be a slinty-eyed foreigner, and then I just made a joke. I said, My naturally squinty eyes are how I see small differences in clothing no one else notices. But Im not going to retweet every person who says something to me, because I think that would be tiring for an audience. So most of the time, 99.999999 percent of the time, I just block. Im really block-happy. Its polite to the people who follow you, because they don't want to read a bunch of white nationalists, and I dont want to read a bunch of white nationalists.
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