Time for all the MAGA he-men to sign up. Boots on the ground, MFers.

[Swede]

[Irish_Dem]

1. They are man babies.

Parade around like tough he men and toy soldiers.

When push comes to shove they will cry and run.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Barron has hereditary bone spurs

[Jilly_in_VA]

3. Yeah, right

[kimbutgar]

7. Sorry he is really attractive and got the worst features of both parents

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I mean girls would you give him a second look ? And I doubt he is charming or nice.

[not fooled]

14. His buddy Andrew Tate

has ways of dealing with girls who aren't giving the spawn another look.

[NotHardly]

10. Hysterical

[Dan]

18. He looks soft....

Tall, heavy but soft.

[rsdsharp]

4. Barron needs to enlist. Oosey and Goosey are too old.

There’s certainly precedent. James Roosevelt was executive officer of the. Second Marine Raider Battalion, was on the Makin Island raid, and received the Navy Cross and the Silver Star.

Put your kid where your mouth is Trump, even if Melania is opposed.

[AntiFascist]

5. At least they don't want Democrats in their military n/t

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. The Borowitz Report-Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist

Link to tweet

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-sends-barron-to-podiatrist

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist.

“My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist,” said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. “I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely.”

“Barron’s mission was to obtain a note from the doctor,” Trump added. “Mission accomplished.”

Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.

[Ray Bruns]

9. Dropping Trump on any country violates the Geneva convention

[Cha]

8. Damn Straight, Proud boys & Maga men,

ICE Terrorists.. Etc. Sign up for Traitor's War against Iran.

Get 'er Done!

[Buddyzbuddy]

11. It's a lucky thing all of those Jan. Sixers recieved

pardons, now they won't have those pesky felony records to get in the way of volunteering for military service. Those convicted of misdemeanors, no worries, go right to the front of the line.

[Evolve Dammit]

12. Well said Swede! Put your body and life where your mouth is.

[Mr.Bee]

13. Well Comon All Of You Big MAGA Men

Uncle Don Needs Your Help Again
Got Himself In a Terrible Jam
Way Over Yonder in IRAN
So put down your gamepad - pick up your gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is IRAN;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

[Dan]

20. Also better stop deporting Brown men

Gonna need them to meet the military recruitment goals especially if the casualties per week start exceeding the 300-400 a week (dead) during the worse weeks of Vietnam.

We are lucky that they Generation X ‘select pronoun’ who voted for Trump are all in, anxious to discover if war is like a video game.

And, once again the MAGA people will also discover tolerance and acceptance for their fellow Americans on the battlefields when their MAGA views are shattered by enemy fire and friendly grenades.

[tonekat]

15. Let's Go Barron! N/T

[DinahMoeHum]

16. Heh heh. Psss psss psss psss psss!

Meow meow

[Paladin]

17. +1000.

There ought to be a system in place to assure that nobody but MAGATs and those from trump-voting MAGAT families constitute 100% of the inevitable "Boots On The Ground." If they think trump is such a brilliant, tough warrior, let them fucking fight his war, and let the rest of us stay at home. If trump forces us into another world war, then let be waged by those who are stupid enough to admire him.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Meal Team Six and the Gravy Seals