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LetMyPeopleVote

(166,964 posts)
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 09:37 AM Jun 24

The Borowitz Report-Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire

Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire
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(@mercybenz.bsky.social) 2025-06-24T13:22:34.559Z

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-accuses-biden-of-violating

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an angry outburst Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump lashed out at Joe Biden for violating the fragile Middle East ceasefire.

“The ceasefire was working perfectly and beautifully until Joe Biden broke it,” Trump said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

Trump refused to disclose precisely how Biden had violated the ceasefire, but darkly hinted that “people are saying it can be done with a laptop.”

He also blasted the “far left lunatic media” for refusing to cover Biden’s violation of the ceasefire, warning, “This better be in Tapper’s next book.”
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The Borowitz Report-Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Jun 24 OP
Damn that Joe Clouds Passing Jun 24 #1
First good laugh this morning malaise Jun 24 #2
Nobody does it better than Borowitz! Blues Heron Jun 24 #3
How many of you would be surprised, if trump actually said that? Paladin Jun 24 #4
I had to check the link! niyad Jun 24 #6
It is really hard to do satire in today's world LetMyPeopleVote Jun 24 #7
I had to check the link. niyad Jun 24 #5
Breaking - Donald Trump on Air Force One calling Joe Biden incompetent for letting in Iranian "Super Cells" LetMyPeopleVote Jun 24 #8
Makes me want to puke. Paladin Jun 24 #9

Paladin

(31,123 posts)
4. How many of you would be surprised, if trump actually said that?
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 09:55 AM
Jun 24

I sure as hell wouldn't be, given where we stand at this point.

LetMyPeopleVote

(166,964 posts)
8. Breaking - Donald Trump on Air Force One calling Joe Biden incompetent for letting in Iranian "Super Cells"
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 03:52 PM
Jun 24

We just had to wait


Paladin

(31,123 posts)
9. Makes me want to puke.
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 05:35 PM
Jun 24

There are literally no depths of ignorance or depravity to which trump won't sink. Additional proof of that, every fucking day.

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