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NATO Making Careful Preparations To Keep Baby Trump Entertained During Tomorrow's Big Summit
https://www.wonkette.com/p/nato-making-careful-preparationsWonkette - Evan Hurst
Wouldn't want him to get bored or stomp out and demand to go home or anything!
This morning, Donald Trump was angry. One would imagine that after ending all wars forever with his flawless execution of the ceasefire between Israel and Iran, he just wanted to have a nice celebratory night, while SecDef Pete Hegseth drunked and belched around the White House residence in a sexy teddy singing “Nobel Peaaaaaaace Biiiiiiiiirthday, Missssteerrrrr [HIC!] Prezzzzdinint!”
Alas.
Instead it appears Israel and Iran stopped shooting long enough to let President Dumbass get on Truth Social and declare flawless victory, before they got right back to shooting at each other. It’s gotta be tough pretending to be the leader of the free world when none of the world, free or otherwise, has any respect for your leadership.
So yeah, bitch was CRAN-KAY this morning.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t6ubj2wlhc34awzcymh3qpur/post/3lsdydkenek2g
But oh well, his presidency must go on, there are more people out there ready and waiting to humiliate Trump!
And as it happens, Trump is off to the annual NATO summit at The Hague today, for just such a purpose. And NATO leaders are trying to do everything they can to make sure the baby doesn’t shit his pants and make a scene.
. . .
Alas.
Instead it appears Israel and Iran stopped shooting long enough to let President Dumbass get on Truth Social and declare flawless victory, before they got right back to shooting at each other. It’s gotta be tough pretending to be the leader of the free world when none of the world, free or otherwise, has any respect for your leadership.
So yeah, bitch was CRAN-KAY this morning.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t6ubj2wlhc34awzcymh3qpur/post/3lsdydkenek2g
But oh well, his presidency must go on, there are more people out there ready and waiting to humiliate Trump!
And as it happens, Trump is off to the annual NATO summit at The Hague today, for just such a purpose. And NATO leaders are trying to do everything they can to make sure the baby doesn’t shit his pants and make a scene.
. . .