Trump's ALL-CAPS War
The Iraq War was rolled out over months. With Iran, Trump tried to condense the pitch, conflict and peace to 72 hours of childish fantasy.
Donald Trump started a war against Iran. Or didnt. Maybe Israel did, and he helped, or Israel struck without warning and made him look weak and out of control, so he claimed he helped. He issued ultimatums to Iran, which they ignored, and then he bombed Iran, and it worked and they had a nuclear weapons program, or it worked and they didnt, or it didnt work at all and cant because we lack follow-through. Oh well! Trump then announced a ceasefire that he brokered, which probably didnt exist, and which he probably didnt broker if it did, but which Israel and Iran probably never committed to, and either way they didnt obey.
Aside from the prospect of mass death, its a little funny to watch what happens when someone used to underlings rearranging reality to resemble his fantasies runs headlong into those who wont play along. What a difference noncompliance makes! It kills the sense of the possible, like a concert audience sitting on its hands or an improv troupe made of people who were taught to say, No, but
Here on Planet Imagination, rotating along the N.Y.-D.C. Acela Axis, Iran and Israels mulish adherence to their own sovereignty seems like the hobgoblin of little minds. Theyre making the president look like a joke he didnt tell. Clearly, they dont know what the fuck theyre doing.
Like every crime Trump commits, the road to Tehran is paved with precedent. Those arguing simultaneously for bombing and regime change in Iran have been wrong about the power of the former to accomplish the latter since it was first argued in WWII. Essentially everyone wrong about the invasion of Iraq is back to apply the same motivations and motivated reasoning to Iran, and the only thing keeping their pitch from being literally identical is a single stubborn letter in each nations name. Some daydreams truly are forever.
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