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LetMyPeopleVote

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Fri Jun 27, 2025, 02:10 PM Jun 27

The Borowitz Report-Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding After Tent from Amazon Basics Collapses

Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding After Tent from Amazon Basics Collapses...

BTW, anyone know how much of his new wife is actually original stuff? She looks awfully augmented. Emphasis on awfully!

www.borowitzreport.com/p/disaster-s...

𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 (@cmhf.bsky.social) 2025-06-27T17:03:01.132Z

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/disaster-strikes-bezos-wedding-after

VENICE (The Borowitz Report)—Disaster struck the much-anticipated wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez on Friday after a tent from Amazon Basics suddenly collapsed.

As news of the canceled nuptials spread, Venetians who had protested the wedding’s presence in their city erupted in jubilation.

“I have never seen the people of Venice so happy,” one longtime resident said. “This was a bigger celebration than Carnevale.”

According to witnesses of the tent collapse, Lauren Sanchez’s face remarkably did not change expressions.
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The Borowitz Report-Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding After Tent from Amazon Basics Collapses (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Jun 27 OP
Shouldn't one be able to afford a really good plastic surgeon if you are a multi-billionaire? Jit423 Jun 27 #1
How sad... Mike Nelson Jun 27 #2

Mike Nelson

(10,671 posts)
2. How sad...
Fri Jun 27, 2025, 03:18 PM
Jun 27

... for them. I hope he is able to write off any damages, on his taxes. I hope the tent didn't land on her and pop anything.

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