Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stampeded by Conservative SCOTUS justices in their eagerness to service him?

Stroked out when asked to provide ID for his favorite Daddy/Daughter porn site?

Irradiated by fallout from damaged but not obliterated Iran nuclear facilities?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[samnsara]

1. that floating blood clot finally gets him?

[C_U_L8R]

2. The universe revoked his birthright.

Deported right back to whatever hellish tarpit he was shat out of.

[MiHale]

3. Mike pence just couldn't sit still anymore...

Got his revenge.

[malaise]

4. No but he's dead scared about something

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220438685

Please Fence Me In - the opposite of this

[hlthe2b]

5. "Yes? Just chillin while imagining..."

[malaise]

8. Adorable

😀

[bdamomma]

12. Aww....

that's cute.

[Grim Chieftain]

14. So sweet

Thanks so much for this. I really needed a smile this morning..

[SheltieLover]

18. Sweet little pupper!

Thx for sharing...

[twodogsbarking]

6. Fatal whack from Canadian Club.

[Gimpyknee]

7. Amenities are never appeased by enmity.

Hostility only breeds mor negativity.

[niyad]

15. Awwww, how utterly adorable, and clueless. Enlighten us, pray tell,

on exactly WHAT "amenities" we are seeing from the murderous, malicious, hate-filled brownshirts and thugs of this dictatorship. And do, please, enlighten us as to how smiling meekly and compliantly at these monsters is going to help us.

Take your time. I will be reading "Gone With The Wind" while I await your answers.

[Oopsie Daisy]

9. First Lady... with a lead pipe... in the Oval Office.

[Dem4life1970]

11. You beat me to it!

I was going with Melania on this thread too....but he is safe from her. She has been in the White House less than 2 weeks in his first 6 months. Maybe she is afraid of ICE?

[surfered]

10. Set upon by Canadian Beavers after Trump halts trade negotiations with Canada and threatens more tariffs

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Dave Bowman]

16. He tried to test a land mine by driving back and forth over it with a car.

[GopherGal]

22. Car?

I think you mean "golf cart".

Unless Teslas are prone to "rapid unschedule disassembly" like the SpaceX rockets.

[SheltieLover]

17. 👠👠👠👠

Not yet, but wearing out my shoe leather tapping my foot.

[NotASurfer]

19. To paraphrase the Waco Kid

He ain't exactly a "who". He's more of a "what".

So let's go Blazing Saddles with this.

Rail cart into quicksand, and they rescued the cart because it was cheaper to buy a new Prez.

Flatulence around the campfire reached critical levels & exploded spectacularly.

Attempted to stampede cattle through the Vatican, run over by stampeding cattle.

[republianmushroom]

20. Not today, huh, Lord. How about tomorrow ?

Don't really care how just do it.

[Blue Owl]

21. Exploding golf cart

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. The World's most anticipated obituary