His men's cologne is a bargain at $199 compared to his women's perfume at $249.

[tblue37]

There is no end to the grift:

Here he is, folks. The President of the United States selling his new men’s cologne for 9 and women’s perfume for 9.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2025-06-30T23:50:34.640Z

In case this is needed:

[Bettie]

1. You too can smell like

a toxic stew of aquanet, feces, urine, and cheap makeup.

Sounds great, eh?

[rampartd]

2. old mrs rampart "that is what i want for christmas"

(and aren't we all happy that dear leader has restored the true meaning of christmas?)

"why do you need trump spray? you already smell like an old man"

[Brainfodder]

3. What are you wearing or is it more likely, WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

[Best_man23]

4. Is it made by Odeon?

You know, the same company that gave us $ex Panther?

I'm sure the tRump #34 felon oil also stings something, and not in a good way.

[tanyev]

5. Is it true the woman's perfume has top notes of despair and disgust,

with a base of yearning for the freedom and smells of New York City?

[Chasstev365]

6. Description

Light tones of KFC farts with a not so subtle hint of fully loaded adult diapers.

[MiHale]

7. Fart! Fart! Fart!...

Based on the smell of his undies after the fake assassination.

[sop]

8. Pretty steep for what's probably nothing more than a rebranded bottle of Old Spice or Aqua Velva.

[tblue37]

9. LOL!