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angrychair

(11,344 posts) Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:24 PM Sep 23

What happened with the rapture?

Left behind...again.

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What happened with the rapture? (Original Post) angrychair Sep 23 OP

Who scheduled it? Maru Kitteh Sep 23 #1

I missed it? ananda Sep 23 #2

Each time someone predicts the rapture, God moves it to a later date sakabatou Sep 23 #3

It will be in two weeks. Ocelot II Sep 23 #6

Elon says "We'll have that next year" usonian Sep 23 #11

Did you think any of us here would be allowed to escape Trump's hell on earth? hlthe2b Sep 23 #4

I think it was... Mike Nelson Sep 23 #5

We're still here, the Epstein Files were raptured! 303squadron Sep 23 #7

It happened March 18, 1997. There was a cover-up because only one small sect of 27 people ascended. JHB Sep 23 #8

It got me. I'm in heaven. There's no internet up here... LuckyCharms Sep 23 #9

I'm READY. usonian Sep 23 #10

I heard from a reliable source PCB66 Sep 23 #12

Had dream last night, I woke up and all the doc03 Sep 23 #13

Let's be honest angrychair Sep 23 #14

Maru Kitteh

(30,905 posts)

1. Who scheduled it?

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:25 PM

Sep 23

I know Tuesday is generally regarded as the most productive workday. Maybe it was so efficient we didn’t notice?

ananda

(33,825 posts)

2. I missed it?

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:26 PM

Sep 23

Drat!

sakabatou

(45,473 posts)

3. Each time someone predicts the rapture, God moves it to a later date

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:26 PM

Sep 23

Ocelot II

(128,038 posts)

6. It will be in two weeks.

Reply to sakabatou (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:35 PM

Sep 23

usonian

(22,040 posts)

11. Elon says "We'll have that next year"

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:14 PM

Sep 23

Every year.

hlthe2b

(111,972 posts)

4. Did you think any of us here would be allowed to escape Trump's hell on earth?

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:29 PM

Sep 23

Seems we are not "raption-worthy" if anyone is...

Mike Nelson

(10,818 posts)

5. I think it was...

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:30 PM

Sep 23

... pre-empted. Too many people wanted to see what Jimmy Kimmel will say.

303squadron

(763 posts)

7. We're still here, the Epstein Files were raptured!

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:37 PM

Sep 23

JHB

(37,849 posts)

8. It happened March 18, 1997. There was a cover-up because only one small sect of 27 people ascended.

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:50 PM

Sep 23

Don't tell me you couldn't tell we're in the timeline of the damned.

LuckyCharms

(21,141 posts)

9. It got me. I'm in heaven. There's no internet up here...

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:54 PM

Sep 23

but I smoked a joint with Jesus.

usonian

(22,040 posts)

10. I'm READY.

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:12 PM

Sep 23

Any time.

Because Vogons give warning. BUT

The warning was posted in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

PCB66

(57 posts)

12. I heard from a reliable source

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:16 PM

Sep 23

that it will be at 7:16 EST this evening.

If you haven't already got right with the Lord you still have a couple of hours.

It will be too late once you hear Gabriel's trumpet.

doc03

(38,577 posts)

13. Had dream last night, I woke up and all the

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:26 PM

Sep 23

neighborhood MAGAts were called home. It's 525pm and they are still here.

angrychair

(11,344 posts)

14. Let's be honest

Reply to doc03 (Reply #13)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:34 PM

Sep 23

Most of them cats are not going anywhere.
I'm an atheist and I have a better chance than most of them.

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