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Don John was at the National Mall with JD
and asked JD whether turning the Mall into a new Trump Gulf Course would bump his approval ratings
JD told him that it was a thought but maybe they could find a better one
Next they went to Yellowstone
Donnie asked JD whether he could improve his ratings by adding historical markers explaing how Washington outsmarted the British by taking over the local airports in Wyoming
JD said that it was a thought but maybe they could find a still better one
Then they went to the Grand Canyon Skywalk
Donnie told JD he had decided to help his approval ratings by putting his face on US coins
JD sighed and said that it would be illegal until he had died
Well, what do you think I should do, Don John asked
That's easy, said JD. Jump!