Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Froze to death while wandering lost in the rubble of the East Wing?

Tripped on his diaper and fell down the steps while posing as Baby New Year?

Tripped on his diaper and fell down the steps because it was bound to happen at some point?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[GreenWave]

1. I vote for he and his diaper became unhinged and he fell face first in it.

[underpants]

2. Whoops

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[SheltieLover]

8. Yesterday was National Champaigne Day & Floyd had glasses of bubbly posted

My 1st thought was: is the rotten fucker dead?

[surfered]

3. Not yet, but it's still possible

Happy New Year everyone!

[SheltieLover]

7. Such a positive thought conveyed through this image

Hopefully, when boris goes down, he will fall directly on natasha, a true twofer.

[malaise]

15. LOL

Back at yah😀

[Thunderbeast]

30. Looks like he got a little help from the little woman!

[hlthe2b]

4. "Celebrate 2026? I celebrate NOTHING... until

they get rid of that orange blob!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. Just resting his eyes

[SheltieLover]

6. Drown in his own bile from constant raging tantrums?

Slipped all the way into the Twilight Zone? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220900133 )

[no_hypocrisy]

9. At midnight:

Diet Coke went down the wrong pipe

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. Now would be good timing as the hair of the dog might ease my hangover

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

13. Right now would be perfect!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Grim Chieftain]

16. Yep, but yesterday would have been better.

[SheltieLover]

18. Well, 79 yrs ago would've been even better.

Poster child for birth control!

[SheltieLover]

12. Another crime: causing bubbly to be neglected

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

14. No but

either he croaks or Jack Smith and Dems will get him

[dalton99a]

17. The monster will be exceptionally cruel this year when he turns 80

[SheltieLover]

20. Hopefully, fate will intervene & prevent that event.

[Escurumbele]

19. According to the "Peru Shamans" who seem to have a very good track record at predicting World events, your question

may be answered this New Year.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2152221/peru-shamans-give-2026-predictions-donald-trump

[Joinfortmill]

26. Promise?

[bluestarone]

21. Not completely, BUT looking like DEATH may be

Starting from his hands, and moving towards the rest of his body. Time will tell!

[Harker]

22. Maybe!

[NNadir]

23. No, we were hoping to have an excuse to open our bottle of Champagne on New Year's Eve, but we're saving...

...it for something better than just another year, specifically a year without the orange pedophile.

[Joinfortmill]

24. TickTock

[duhneece]

25. If it's possible, I'd like him to have a stroke in public

…caught on video. My birthday is January 24.
What a great day to celebrate, even if we then have to contend with JD, Bondi, Mikey….

[dalton99a]

28. +1. "Choking like a dog"

[LilElf70]

27. Everything I have read

indicates 2026 is his year.

Woo Hoo. We're finally here.

[Marcuse]

29. The end of the hunt.

[Warpy]

31. Food taster wisely avoided the mushrooms on his New Year's steak dinner

Decided to stroll through the East Wing, forgot it wasn't there, fell head first into the mud pit left behind. Construction crew, arriving tomorrow, will thin another Jimmy Hoffa style mob hit has taken place and hurriedly erect the forms around the protruding feet for a redundant pier to support the Hermitage knockoff ballrooml. The mob owned cement company will simply fill all the forms.

After years of abuse, his heart, liver, kidneys and other internal organs explode. The resulting mess is so appalling his cabinet quits on the spot. White House staffers nail the doors to the Oval Office shut until tthey figure out how they canpossibly cope without having large Hazmat, demolition and reconstruction teams spotted. The balance of his presidency will be via Opean AI generated slop. Few will notice any difference except he won't be taking Putin's calls.

[Yonnie3]

32. I think not

I don't see or hear crowds cheering and dancing in the street with car horns blaring and fireworks erupting, but the day isn't over.