George Clooney one-ups Sleepy Rapin' Bruised Aspirin-poppin' Cankles Grampy in the zingers sweepstakes

[Miles Archer]

Trump posted on Truth Social on Wednesday, “Good News! George and Amal Clooney, two of the worst political prognosticators of all time, have officially become citizens of France...He wasn’t a movie star at all, he was just an average guy who complained, constantly, about common sense in politics. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

The New York Times and other outlets reported this week that France had granted citizenship to the Clooneys and their children. The actor, born in Kentucky, also has citizenship in the United States.

In a statement, Clooney responded to Trump’s post, saying, “I totally agree with the current president. We have to make America great again. We’ll start in November.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/donald-trump-caps-off-2025-230749152.html

[sheshe2]

1. Love your thread title!

[Justice matters.]

20. If only the "medias" would purchase the rights to use it...

[valleyrogue]

23. "Metamucillini" is the best nickname for Trump yet. I laughed so hard when another poster used it,

my sides hurt.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Way to go, George Clooney! That is a very smart move.

[babylonsister]

3. Your descriptions of what's

going on are sometimes better than what's going on!

[Miles Archer]

4. Thank you so much...

...I do make it a point to write "interesting" thread titles. Glad you like them.

[llmart]

5. We can all tell it wasn't Dopey Don who wrote that.

As if he would even know the word prognosticators. Someone in the media should ask him what it means.

[Klarkashton]

6. Cheung writes the really nasty shitty ones for him.

It takes a nasty shitty person to do that.

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. F**k George Clooney

He trashed Biden and moved to Europe. He's not an ally.

[FakeNoose]

8. George Clooney has owned a home in Italy since 2007

He also has owned a home in France since 2013 or 2014. Was Joe Biden president then? Now that Clooney has dual French and American citizenships, he's paying taxes to both countries. Is that a problem?

[SocialDemocrat61]

9. Yes

Most of the people suffering under Trump don't have the option of owning homes in other countries. He decided to torpedo Biden and now it's others suffering from the consequences of his bruised ego.

[live love laugh]

19. Who cares that he's "paying taxes in both countries"?

How does that have anything to do with peoples’ issues with him?

[themaguffin]

10. Of course Orange Caligula melts down at Clooney, who is

a strong advocate for Democrats and Democratic policies.

[SocialDemocrat61]

12. He's a strong advocate for some democrats just not Biden or Harris

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/10/opinion/joe-biden-democratic-nominee.html
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ceq01zn52z4o

It's almost like he was trying to throw the election to Trump. On the bright side he did get to keep his Trump tax cuts.

[agingdem]

16. Thank you!!

George Clooney’s career has taken a downward turn since he questioned Joe Biden’s age and physical/mental acuity in print pre 2024 election..and an old resurfaced interview where he referenced his wife Amal Clooney’s connection to the Muslim Brotherhood..

[themaguffin]

13. yeah

[Jbraybarten]

17. Exactly

[spanone]

11. Fuck trmp.

[popsdenver]

14. Meanwhile

the IRS has reported that the UBER wealthy in the U.S. are, in ever increasing numbers, bailing out of the U.S. and becoming Ex-Pats in Dubai or Scandinavian countries as their first choices to relocate........

[gfarber]

15. The Clooneys

There once was a post full of cheer,
From Trump on Truth Social quite clear:
“The Clooneys,” he cried,
“Have skipped stateside,
They’re French now—good news, have no fear!”

He scoffed at old George on the screen,
“No star—just complaints in between!
He moans about sense,
With political pretense,
While I make America great, big and keen!”

The papers then chimed with a note:
France welcomed the Clooneys by vote.
Kentucky-born George
Still kept U.S. forge,
But added a tricolor coat.

Then Clooney replied with a grin,
Agreeing—though not how Trump meant it to spin:
“Yes, greatness is key,
We’ll start—wait and see—
Come November, let progress begin.”

[red dog 1]

18. Did you write that?

Excellent!

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

22. It's likely AI

There’s a healthy dose of em-dashes (—) in there.

[KathyJ]

21. That's great!

I really enjoyed that. Looks like you could win the Nobel prize, then show it to asshole-in-chief!