AG Pam Bondi, Trump's Feverish Dancing Monkey, Goes Viral

[turbinetree]

And yes, we're still talking about the Epstein files.

By Susie Madrak — February 12, 2026

If you must watch Pam Bondi's "testimony" before Congress, watching a late night comedian is probably the least toxic version for your brain to absorb. I will say, though, that the amount of prep that went into her remarks, including a FUCKING BURN BOOK with nasty comments about each Democratic member, shows how very worried Trump is.

“This hearing has been on the books for weeks,“ Kimmel said in his Wednesday monologue. ”But the stakes were especially high for Pam because there are reports that Trump was complaining about her for not doing enough to punish his enemies or administer his enemas.“

“So Pam Bondi, with the Trump-Epstein files front and center now, had to butter that biscuit as bigly as she could.”

https://crooksandliars.com/2026/02/ag-pam-bondi-trumps-feverish-dancing

[Walleye]

1. That's funny because all these self-appointed manly men are buttering the biscuit as fast as they can

[The Wizard]

2. Bondi's performance was worthy of

being a North Korean hostage video.

[calimary]

3. "...and may our lungs be as black as his heart" !!!

Couldn’t have put it better, myself!

[MLWR]

4. From what I've read, TACO doesn't really need enemas.

[Hugin]

5. On awards...

It’s become clear that to catch this particular sh*t gibbon the old and true trap of putting a gold plated apple slice in a knot hole should be employed.

[Wild blueberry]

6. Heretofore and forever: Trump Epstein Files

Now that's a name change that is fitting.
Thank you.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

7. "AG Pam Bondi, Trump's Feverish Dancing Monkey" - spot on. nt