Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Contracted measles from some unvaccinated "pro-life" rally or another?

Fell when RFK Jr tried to snort coke off of the toilet seat while he was using it?

Stroked out from a life of shameless excess and self-indulgence, but have you seen the DOW?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Crushed by immensity of his falling popularity?

[samnsara]

2. or that floating blood clot....

...tick tick tick

[Hugin]

3. Black lung trying to stoke up the USAF's all new coal powered F47?

Anything?



Crap.

[malaise]

4. No but

it’s Friday 13th - any J will do - come on Bestie Jeffrey and Jason.😀

[DeeDeeNY]

5. Kristi Noem saw only the back of his head from behind and

thought he was a dog. So she had to shoot him.

[MiHale]

6. Died crumpled in a lonely dark corner of the White House...

Cried himself to death upon realizing he received no Valentines Cards because everyone hates him.

Bawhahahahahahaha

[cloudbase]

7. No, but he's one day closer.

Mother Nature always bats last.

[WestMichRad]

8. Today wouldn't be too soon!

[twodogsbarking]

9. Attacked by ten thousand squirrels thinking he was an olympic sized orange nut.

ICE Barbie tried to fight them off but they chewed her to shit bits.

[hlthe2b]

10. "Died when niece, Mary reminded him he never was nor would he be loved like this..."

(yeah, there are moments when the narcissism gives way to longing- even for this orange monster)





for the kitty & puppy love on display!

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. That is precious 💕

[niyad]

28. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. I have a dream.

Blood clot, rushed to Walter Reed, family called in, announcement, champagne. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

25. Now would be good.

[SheltieLover]

32. Yes! Rfn!

[SheltieLover]

31. The whole world shares your dream!

[SheltieLover]

33. Soon...

[twodogsbarking]

12. Mike Johnson is in charge or picking up El Trumpo's hand if it falls off. All hands on deck.

[no_hypocrisy]

13. Grew two more heads and each of the three heads have the same

head cold from Hell that I have.

May be die in misery.

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Feel better soon soon

🤗

[Tree Lady]

15. Trip over one of his butt kissers

And can't handle the pain of hip surgery replacement and takes too much pain meds.

Ok I am recovering from hip surgery and it's been painful, more so because of fracturing my hip. I totally wish T could feel the pain I have had, no way could he handle it being such a baby.

I always thought when he goes he deserves some type of pain for all he has caused.

[surfered]

18. Good luck! Do the therapy!

[Tree Lady]

29. I guess they thought I was walking pretty good

In hospital because pt lady said I don't need pt just walk. I did read about a few lying in bed a wiggling feet and sliding up and down.

I was in pretty good shape before this and will continue my better bones and balance class in April. Teacher thinks I will heal faster because of doing that.

[SheltieLover]

30. Glad to hear you are doing so well.

I suggest doing the pt anyway as there are lots of muscles not used much in just walking.

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. Healing vibes for a quick recovery

[niyad]

26. Healing vibes headed your way for swift and complete recovery.

Do the therapy!

[Gordcanuck]

16. No but he

checks here every day to see.

[LymphocyteLover]

17. It would be justice if he choked to death on coal dust

[Joinfortmill]

19. No, goddammit.

[Harker]

21. ...

сподіваюся

[bluestarone]

24. Sorry to say NO, but i heard he was served a summons, to appear

to Heavens supreme court?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. We are waiting