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The Borowitz Report-Trump Says Andrew's Arrest Sets Dangerous Precedent of Pedophiles Facing Consequences
Trump Says Andrew's Arrest Sets Dangerous Precedent of Pedophiles Facing Consequences
— Ray Beckerman (@raybeckerman.bsky.social) 2026-02-19T19:39:16.705Z
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-andrews-arrest-sets-dangerous
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A visibly shaken Donald J. Trump told reporters on Thursday that the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor set a dangerous precedent of pedophiles facing consequences.
“King Charles released a statement where he said no one is above the law,” he said. “That was a horrible thing to say.”
Calling Andrew’s arrest “disgraceful,” Trump said it had made him “rethink the whole idea of becoming king.”
“If you can be a member of the royal family and still get arrested, what’s the point in having a crown?” he said. “You’re better off just having your own supreme court.”
“King Charles released a statement where he said no one is above the law,” he said. “That was a horrible thing to say.”
Calling Andrew’s arrest “disgraceful,” Trump said it had made him “rethink the whole idea of becoming king.”
“If you can be a member of the royal family and still get arrested, what’s the point in having a crown?” he said. “You’re better off just having your own supreme court.”
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