Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Zapped by declassified aliens?

Hanged at DOJ headquarters?

Stroked out trying to find Iran on a globe?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but he saw this yesterday

and nodded off at the Bored of Peace.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221034120

[lapfog_1]

2. bored of peace

BOP... mmmBOP

[malaise]

3. First time I'm hearing this

😀

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

7. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

10. Pretty please with a bow on top

😀

[malaise]

9. Had the Blue Nun with a friend last night

for Andrew. Will replace later today😂😀

[hlthe2b]

16. Blue Nun--I used to drink that all the time. When it was just Liebfraumilch

I guess they widened the variety now, but I fondly remember the original. Maybe I need to drink something other than Cabernet savignon occasionally! Blue Nun--hmmm. Not sure I've seen it in awhile.

[malaise]

19. Indeed- that was it

😀

[niyad]

18. Excellent!!

[surfered]

12. Not soon enough

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[surfered]

13. I have a dream

He is spending taxpayer dollars like a drunken sailor and cuts will have to be made…

[twodogsbarking]

5. A Dingo ate the baby.

[SheltieLover]

6. Kidnapped by aliens?

If so, they'd pay Earthlings to take him back.

[twodogsbarking]

8. How to Serve Humans. Main course Orange Duffer.

[twodogsbarking]

11. On a positive note Rush Limbaugh has been five years sober.

2/17/2026:

[Orrex]

17. I knew he could do it!

[Harker]

14. ...

امیدوارم

[hlthe2b]

15. "Oh gawd, still no?..."

[malaise]

20. He just heard6-3 and

Stroked out.

Fuck the tariffs- just in time for his state of the swamp😂

[Wicked Blue]

21. Someone slipped Roundup into his Diet Coke

It wasn't death by herbicide.

It was pervert-icide.