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PCIntern

(28,221 posts)
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 05:18 PM 5 hrs ago

A little birdie told me that

it wasn’t Kristi’s blanket that was forgotten… it was a bag of sex toys.

Now, doesn’t that make much more sense? It just goes to show that nothing, NOTHING they say is true.

They tell even little lies just to keep in shape.

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A little birdie told me that (Original Post) PCIntern 5 hrs ago OP
Kristi Noem's embarrassing 'mystery bag' to blame for midair meltdown: report LetMyPeopleVote 5 hrs ago #1
Sex Toys in a bag. Must be a lot. Kid Berwyn 5 hrs ago #2
You've heard of Lululemon? PCIntern 4 hrs ago #3
Is this the guy? Kid Berwyn 4 hrs ago #4
Never ordered anything from there, now I never will Clouds Passing 4 hrs ago #5
The Lemon PCIntern 4 hrs ago #6
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chicagogrl1 2 hrs ago #17
Dearest PCIntern, I'll take the bait....HOW DO YOU KNOW cuz inquiring minds want to know. Take your time, I'll wait The_REAL_Ecumenist 2 hrs ago #18
My FB feed is filled with PCIntern 29 min ago #20
I think I have to go throw up now. Grim Chieftain 4 hrs ago #7
Nay! There's no place like Noem for THIS beauty. usonian 4 hrs ago #8
Bet they have already "gifted" a golden one popsdenver 3 hrs ago #10
And people are starving and need health insurance. colorado_ufo 3 hrs ago #11
She already has popsdenver 3 hrs ago #9
I'm sure it's all phallusy BaronChocula 2 hrs ago #12
That ain't no faulty tower (at least one that can't be fixed with the magic blue pill.) erronis 2 hrs ago #14
She also lost a bag in a restaurant that merited a DC-wide crackdown. erronis 2 hrs ago #13
Mmmm... LaRaven 2 hrs ago #15
She's something, that's for certain: PCIntern 2 hrs ago #16
"They tell even little lies just to keep in shape." jfz9580m 42 min ago #19

LetMyPeopleVote

(178,495 posts)
1. Kristi Noem's embarrassing 'mystery bag' to blame for midair meltdown: report
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 05:29 PM
5 hrs ago

What does Noem have in this bag?

Were Corey Lewandowski's 'toys for boys' in the bag?

Kristi Noem's embarrassing 'mystery bag' to blame for midair meltdown: report www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-...

(@geolsteve.bsky.social) 2026-02-25T17:59:11.147Z

https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-2675333230/

New, potentially embarrassing details have emerged about a midair incident involving Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her senior adviser Corey Lewandowski.

According to published reports, Lewandowski fired – but then quickly rehired – a Coast Guard pilot after he refused to turn a plane around to retrieve Noem's weighted blanket from another plane, but three DHS insiders told the Daily Mail that the item that had been left behind was actually the agency head's bag.

"This was never about a blanket," said one insider with knowledge of the incident. "The blanket was a cover story for what really happened. The whole thing was really about the bag that was left."

It's not clear what was in the bag, but sources told the Daily Mail that Lewandowski, who is rumored to be having an affair with Noem, learned that at least two people were aware of the contents and that this could be embarrassing – and the news outlet speculated those two individuals were promoted afterward.

"Was it a mere coincidence then, that [Coast Guard commanding officer Keith] Thomas – who, weeks earlier, had been fired as a pilot – was promoted to become a DHS senior advisor, and the aide close to Noem on the trip, Kamryn Jones, 38, was also rewarded?" the outlet's correspondents wondered.

Kid Berwyn

(24,034 posts)
2. Sex Toys in a bag. Must be a lot.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 05:33 PM
5 hrs ago

Paid for by the US taxpayer.

What an amazing story, reminds me of Epstein

Kid Berwyn

(24,034 posts)
4. Is this the guy?
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 05:42 PM
4 hrs ago

From Google:

Lululemon's history of racism dates back to the company's very inception; in a 2004 interview, founder Chip Wilson said he chose a name with three L's in it because Japanese people struggle to pronounce that sound and “(I)t's funny to watch them try to say it.”

PCIntern

(28,221 posts)
6. The Lemon
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 05:46 PM
4 hrs ago

is THE new sex toy. Look it up. It took The Rose’s place.

Don’t ask me how I know this.

The_REAL_Ecumenist

(947 posts)
18. Dearest PCIntern, I'll take the bait....HOW DO YOU KNOW cuz inquiring minds want to know. Take your time, I'll wait
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:28 PM
2 hrs ago

PCIntern

(28,221 posts)
20. My FB feed is filled with
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 10:08 PM
29 min ago

Sex and “marital aids”. I believe it has to do with my age, and probably the fact that some of the groups to which I belong are those the younger people generally enjoy, so I probably fit a profile of someone who is maintained “interest in my love life” even in my so-called advanced years.

On edit: and I’m a product of the 60’s and 70’s artsy society in which “anything went”. I had quite the late-adolescence.

On edit 2: but not quite anything for me, since I am straight. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 😂😂😂😂😂

usonian

(24,671 posts)
8. Nay! There's no place like Noem for THIS beauty.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 06:28 PM
4 hrs ago


This $1.3 Million Vibrator Is One Of The World's Most Expensive Sex Toys

https://www.forbes.com/sites/susannahbreslin/2017/10/31/most-expensive-sex-toys/

Fornicari, a newly launched erotic art and adult toy shop for “the elite,” has one big surprise in its showcase: a vibrator that will cost you more than $1 million.

It’s called The Pearl Royale, and its appearance suggests it’s fit for a queen. Created by Australian jeweler Colin Burn, the made-to-order piece is composed of solid platinum and bejeweled with pink and white diamonds, blue sapphires, and South Sea pearls. Stylistically, its crown-shaped top connotes royalty — or, say, something that would be perfect for the paramour of a Russian oligarch. The South Sea pearl at the top of the device functions as a key to operate it or can be detached and worn as a necklace. If you want all your friends to know just how fancy you like your bespoke love, the custom tool comes in a wall-mountable display box.

The $1.3 million vibrator is one of a carefully curated luxury collection of similarly high-end erotic accoutrements offered by Fornicari. Its target consumer: “high net-worth clients.” It’s the progeny of Alison Bradford, a Scottish business woman whose Twitter profile describes her as: “Entrepreneur, Life-lover, Optimist, Aberdeen Appreciator, Mother of two Mexican Chibabas!”

In a press release, Bradford states: “The pieces that we boast are luxury items that can be added to an erotic art collection or gifted to a special person to share the benefits and pleasure.” One hopes that one’s pleasure might be maximized in direction proportion to the amount one spends on a wildly expensive pleasure product. The site is aiming to be the bespoke provider to those with exorbitant budgets and imaginations, noting, “Fornicari guarantees its clients that if their luxury can’t be found, it can be created!”


Batteries included? Or does one have to call Musk?

colorado_ufo

(6,230 posts)
11. And people are starving and need health insurance.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:31 PM
3 hrs ago

This has to rank as one of the most unnecessary luxury items in history.

popsdenver

(2,122 posts)
9. She already has
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:05 PM
3 hrs ago

a full time boy toy, sex toy, that accompanies her everywhere.........She and Bang-Bang Boebert probably meet often to compare notes...........

erronis

(23,517 posts)
14. That ain't no faulty tower (at least one that can't be fixed with the magic blue pill.)
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:42 PM
2 hrs ago

erronis

(23,517 posts)
13. She also lost a bag in a restaurant that merited a DC-wide crackdown.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:40 PM
2 hrs ago

Mere items such as $3,000 in loose change and lipstick were listed. I'm guessing there was something much more dear to her insides inside.

LaRaven

(236 posts)
15. Mmmm...
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:43 PM
2 hrs ago

My guess is that she’s a dominatrix and CL likes to be tied up. Her bad of tricks might include whips and handcuffs among other toys. Might explain her cruel demeanor.

PCIntern

(28,221 posts)
16. She's something, that's for certain:
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:51 PM
2 hrs ago

It would not surprise me in the least if she were anorgasmic during penetrative sex.

I bet she has a whole drawer of C-batteries for her vintage collection. Of course the new ones charge with a USB-C.

jfz9580m

(16,835 posts)
19. "They tell even little lies just to keep in shape."
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 09:55 PM
42 min ago

My mom said that about someone sleazy she knew a long time ago that they just wouldn’t feel right if they didn’t screw people over.

It had become a reflex and almost a moral position for that person by then - I can’t remember who.

My mom disliked sleazy and or dishonest people whatever their other attributes. She said around 10 years ago “I am done suffering fools”. And yet we continued to suffer fools.


It is kind of non-optional for most of us these days..

Please help anyone who is not stupid or dishonest is my clarion call to arms these days..



I like your writing PCIntern. Sadly all sorts of unscrupulous bots are probably stealing your style.

The disinhibition of the times is catching or I would not say this.

I generally have a slight bias in favor of the strictly NPC, average citizen humans of the Jewish community PCIntern.

It would be sycophantic if it was not for the fact Ol’jfz9580m (in dubious homage to Ol’ Orlick from “Great Expectations”..lol..”You was favored and Ol’ Orlick was bullied and beat”) is reduced to making dreary calculations about which community with adequate intellectual and academic muscle on average is likeliest to survive this incoming onslaught of attacks on critical thinking.

Maybe it was having to survive Hitler, but I want someone to stop this 3-Body Problem style attempt for a post truth society while seriously looking into their own biases. It isn’t morality so much as survival.

As Winston said in 1984, somehow that is ..the destruction of information..imagine if you couldn’t trust any information online.

Yes..we should all be going to libraries and less atomized etc. But it is an ongoing engineered permacrisis.

I will confess something to you.
My own parents were nominally Hindu. One’s parents are one of the most significant influences in one’s life you realize eventually.

One reason I disliked Noam Chomsky and Arundhati Roy etc so much (while frequently agreeing with them on some material points) was the constant mechanical braying that I would see polarize people who could be reasonable appealed to the right way.

It used to distress me to see my parents get so riled up by people who don’t care about them, but manipulate their emotions in one direction, while this other “I am a solipsistic moral authority on the right side of history” would anger and alienate them.

Humans are complicated. I used to tell my dad that King Lear is a cautionary tale that way, because he is a very sensitive to any criticism of Hindus. He is barely Hindu..but these thought terminating cliches where you start of saying “Hindu Fascist” etc is a cancer. Even prior to these platforms, that rhetorical style was not one I liked. Thanks to my dad, I know how highly sensitive, but actually reasonable people think.

Yasha Levine, one of my two favorite journalists gets it. He is owned by no one anymore than Ol’ jfz9580m. But he actually cares about stuff. It isn’t all about him. And I think his parents also probably are susceptible to these assholes.

Why can’t people just say “war profiteers”, “corporate overlords”. To bring the NPC humans together against this goliath of dimwitted muscle which will destroy Goliath too, but they are too stupid to get it.
And people like my dad ..Matt Taibbi is really disgracing his past by now. But the one piece he wrote I agreed with was on Robin D’Angelo.

It is an odd headspace..But it is not that people buy into the lies sometimes so much as feel the other side is also getting away with a lot and I look at the state of earth (Ol’ jfz9580m’s actual agenda..seriously! We need the damn planet dammit..lol..I am real smooth..an elite manipulator and strategist..I have tried to downplay my real issue for so long) and wonder between all these warring groups..

I am pleased that Chomsky is in the Epstein Files. He represents the type of leftist who polarized fairly reasonable people like my parents and now look where we are.

I used to feel gloomy seeing my parents taking the bait instead of focusing on Ambani, Adani, various sleazy interests…

I generally find it depressing when extended family members many of whom weren’t even that into this bullshit start focusing on such rot.


*I have no use for any players (Ol’ jfz9580m doesn’t trust anyone but strictly “angry villager” types)..

I blame the msm. When you don’t report certain stories from the left or neutral side, it leaves an opening for malicious parties to spin them.

I am very pro truth…But also disseminated so people actually listen. They seem horrible at balance. Which I do not understand, as that is the primary force that I notice when askew. Enough to even have finally reinvented myself as Ol’ jfz9580m past a threshold of bullying.

But as Ol’jfz9580m preps to go on the rampage, Ol’jfz9580m will squarely target war profiteers and parastic corporations and try to avoid that endless this group versus that and keep the attacks on the meninists to Ol’jfz9580m’s specific antagonists past and present.

Or corporations and war mongers will game their way ahead. No conflict is worth the effort just for lil ol’ me. Not that sustainable. Lol..My dad is a military vet and we are from some warrior clan originally, though I like to think I am an evolved woman. But I realized yesterday that battle lust is the only kind of lust that runs deep in even peaceful Ol’jfz9580m’s veins and you cannot deny who you are. I am never running for office or selling anything so if I spit on my hands and get down to legal combat with these creeps, my only concern is losing or gaining community support for the wrong reasons.

I am actually well to the left, but I have no patience with messaging styles that ensure people don’t listen. There are lines I have like, players/billionaires/corporations/creepy men..where that is someone’s identity primarily..okay that is a lost cause..especially billionaires..One has to trash the real power.

But these culture wars and morality plays are a cancer and it will take time to deradicalize such a tribally polarized world..I mostly just stick with animals..lots Jewish people in the animal rights and Green community.

I sort of ineptly try to advocate for solidarity all around but who would profit from that?

Hamas really put us down a dark path on Oct 7. That event will probably be identified by historians as a key event in screwing us all over.

But I have a lot of solidarity with the Muslim community which is often embattled as much as any. But solidarity doesn’t have to alienate and annoy everyone. We are all part of the human family. Except billionaires. Marc Andreessen, Larry Ellison and Bill Ackman are grotesque human beings, but not because they are Jewish. And I was pleased to see Nathan Robinson, who can alienate the Jewish community more than he should, at least call out Nick Fuentes.

Just not the bad actors in any community as that isn’t tribal: I cannot afford any sided stupidity anymore.
There are war profiteers, politicians, influencers and then average humans.

It is easier to communicate with people who are not stupid when your style favors vague rambling diatribes punctuated by vaguely menacing swipes..dammit..

I am not a very diplomatic or transactionalism woman and when one embarks on a war on the world (as Jesus Christ did when he threw things around..I got an idea from Stephen Hall’s piece on snakes, which I vaguely associate with a pest control function even that guy Hawley may have wrt TikTok and YouTube..seriously those platforms are a cancer..).

I was pleased to see an article in the Forward point out the King Lear thing.
I may enjoy conflict too much. It would be good to clear a path to conflict free of this endless group conflicts so Ol’jfz9580m can as George Carlin put it focus on serious creeps, sleazebags etc absent constant language policing of some randoms.

I rarely get offended but past a threshold some behaviors are a redflag indicating, “these are stupid people who will keep pushing it and never learn.” And Ol’jfz9580m has had enough of opportunists, narcissists and fools.

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