Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Laughed himself to death when Roberts tried to scold him?

Someone mixed up his catheter bag and his infusion bag?

Fatal whiplash from doing a fast 180 turn live on CNN?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) VooDoo

[jls4561]

2. Heart killed when imprecatory psalms were prayed against him?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221104484

[SheltieLover]

5. They really are sick.

[niyad]

9. May they receive everything they deserve.

[SheltieLover]

3. Slipped on a banana peel conspicuously stippled with spike heel marks, & flew off the edge of the flat earth?

Shipped off to the island of misfit toys slobs?

[malaise]

4. No but

he’s Strait up fucked himself 😀

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopemed.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

7. Will the weight of unrelenting lies take him down? Soon? Today?

Meanwhile...

"Gee, Mom. I just told one little white lie about trashing the kitchen and you compare me to THAT guy and his lifetime of lies? "

[twodogsbarking]

8. He pulled on Superman's cape and then pulled the mask off the old Lone Ranger and then messed around with Jim.

[GopherGal]

11. You forgot "spit into the wind"

Leading to drowning.

Though perhaps we were mistaken yesterday in implicating green-dyed beer or river water... Though I suppose a shamrock shake or twelve could have been mistakenly included in his Mickey D's order in lieu of the usual 24-pack of Diet Coke.