Proposed titles for an updated 2026 edition of "Art of the Deal," including Trump's masterful handling of Iran

[Miles Archer]

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	Art of the Stumblefuck
	1 (6%)
	Art of the Clusterfuck
	1 (6%)
	Art of I'd Rather Be Golfing
	0 (0%)
	Art of Firing Farsi Translators Before Signing An Agreement In Farsi That Gives A Green Light To Iranian Nukes
	0 (0%)
	Art of When In Doubt Just Say Two Weeks
	5 (29%)
	Art of John Roberts Told Me The Hague Can't Touch Me No Matter What I Do
	0 (0%)
	Art of Every Day Is T.A.C.O. Tuesday When You Do It The Trump Way
	6 (35%)
	Art of Blaming Your Dipshit Vice President For Everything
	0 (0%)
	Any of the above, they all work for me
	2 (12%)
	OTHER (Please Specify)
	2 (12%)
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[lame54]

1. Shart of the Heel

[Dave Bowman]

2. An oldie but a goodie: The Art of the Steal.

[Johonny]

3. Its not a loss if you surrender hard core

With maximum loseality

[displacedvermoter]

4. The Fart Of the Deal

[MustLoveBeagles]

5. Good one