"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really loves you"

[niyad]

Seen on a t-shirt.

[walkingman]

1. Excellent - I'll remember that as a niyad quote ☮

[niyad]

2. Alas, I cannot take credit for it. Saw it on a t-shirt.

[SSJVegeta]

3. Ya but she really did.

We are married with 5 kids

[niyad]

4. Snicker!!!

[rubbersole]

5. Hers?

[SSJVegeta]

6. Mine. At least. Thats what she says. I pay extra child support every time I visit her at the strip club

I asked why am I paying child support when we are married? She didnt answer but gave me a free lap dance.

[rubbersole]

7. Even the redheaded boy who won't stop eating his boogers?

[SSJVegeta]

8. They are all in their 20s even tho I met Sugarpie Cookie last month.

[rubbersole]

10. Is that her stage name or was the epidural kicking in when they brought in the name form?

[SSJVegeta]

11. ....both?

[SSJVegeta]

14. Jokes aside strippers are a noble profession and pole dancing is a legitimate sport.

[cayugafalls]

19. Hmmm...I would like to provide a different perspective.

I lived in the adult district in tampa...never would I have thought stripping was a noble profession.

Living n the projects, I had friends who decided that the noble profession was so great they killed themselves.

There are WAY more broken, abused and drug addicted people in the adult club business, as a matter of fact, that industry preys on the abused, confused and misused people to entertain the ever changing sick clientele.

The stories I could tell would shock and horrify everyone on this board.

Perhaps, I am biased...

Peace

[SSJVegeta]

24. The customers not so much. Many mangers either.

The profession could use an enormous renovation starting with what the workers themselves would want.

[NNadir]

9. I want one.

[Cirsium]

12. A politician?

They aren't too expensive.

[NNadir]

13. The shirt, not the politician. Politicians are only cheap to buy if you're a billionaire. Billionaire's collect...

...them like baseball cards.

[Cirsium]

15. Sad, but true

...

[niyad]

16. Just google "idolizing a politician t-shirt". Available many places!

[NNadir]

20. So it is. Father's day is in June, a gift idea for my sons, if they should acknowledge Father's day.

[niyad]

21. Sounds like a few hints might be in order.

[NNadir]

25. I don't hint. I'm explicit.

[niyad]

26. That certainly eliminates confusion.

[Jacson6]

17. ROFLMAO!

[catrose]

18. This

[twodogsbarking]

22. The cashier said "strip down and to the right" By the time I realized she meant my credit card the police were on scene.

If someone posted this earlier I salute you.

[LoisB]

23. That is a really good one.