MAGAts love to own the libs, but I can't think of a bigger own than $59 million for NON-EXISTENT "Trump Mobile" phones

[Miles Archer]

There's SO FUCKING MUCH going on right now...Trump really HAS "flooded the zone"...so I guess that explains why his ripping off the MAGAts to the tune of SIXTY MILLION BUCKS for phones they'll most likely NEVER GET (or the refunds, either) isn't a bigger story.

[Permanut]

1. The buyers need to be very patient..

and just keep waiting.

Read your Trump Bible while you're waiting.

[Miles Archer]

2. I took a Martial Arts class in California once...

The first belt you're actually "awarded" is the orange belt. The instructors joked that the white belts are to "hold up your pants."

Anyway...you get stripes on the white belt, I think it was three, one at a time, and on the third stripe, you get the orange belt...something like that.

And they bust your ASS on that final qualifying session. At the end, we (my brother in law, my niece, and I) were gasping for air and sweating like hogs and thinking "OBOY, HERE COMES THAT ORANGE BELT"...

...except the instructor hadn't ordered them, and we'd have to wait. We were visibly disappointed. He said:

"THINK OF IT AS A LESSON IN HUMILITY."

So that would be my advice to the phone-less MAGAts.

[sakabatou]

8. And here my hardest test was 1st degree brown (1 belt below black)

I failed, and couldn't return due to an unrelated injury.

[Hey Joe]

3. These are the same people who thought

Trump would only hurt the people THEY hate!

Ssswwweeeeeeeeeeeet!!!😆👍

[AZJonnie]

4. Did Trump's family profit from these?

It's been so long I've forgotten the details

[ShazzieB]

5. These are the same people who thought Trump actually cared about them.

And got all shocked Pikachu face when he got reelected and the price of groceries and gas didn't start going down right away.

At this point, there are 2 kinds of Trump voters:
A. the kind described above
B. the ones who are so stupid they still believe in him.

Every time a Trump voter moves from Group B to Group A, our chances of ending this nightmare improve a little!

[madamesilverspurs]

6. Did the MAGAts

get the trump bibles? The gold shoes? The guitars? or any other gilded gewgaw they paid for?


.

[fujiyamasan]

7. What's hilarious is they keep falling for these scams of his

Whether it’s his (or Melania’s) crypto shit-coins or his stupid DJT stock. Then there are his son’s ventures. The stocks will initially have a pump as soon as there’s some Trump son involved, and then of course the pump becomes a dump.

This phone thing is an even more brazen theft.