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The Trumps aren't going to like this review of their tacky phone
Patrick Holland who reviewed the new Trump phone describes the color as: Sometimes it looks like those gold coins that Scrooge McDuck would jump in… and yet other times it kind of looks like a urine sample.
— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-05-26T00:03:43.551Z
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BREAKING: LOL! Tech expert Patrick Holland BRUTALLY reviews the Trump phone, says that it "looks like a urine sample" or the cartoon gold coins from "DuckTales."
And he was just getting warmed up...
"Yeah, I think first, it looks nothing like the original image that we saw about a year ago, which kind of looks like an altered iPhone 16 Pro," Holland said on CNN.
"Next, the gold color. In real life, it kind of varies depending on what lighting you're in," he continued. "Sometimes it looks like those gold coins that Scrooge McDuck would jump into for DuckTales. Other times, it's got a mustard vibe to it. And yet other times, it kind of looks like a urine sample."
"But my hesitation is I would not recommend it, not because of that, but largely because we just don't know certain things about it," said Holland. "We don't know what the processor is in the phone. We don't know what the software and security updates will be."....
In other words, these phones may never arrive at all. And if they do, they'e guaranteed to be absolute garbage.
To put it bluntly: If you bought one of these things, you were begging to be scammed.
And he was just getting warmed up...
"Yeah, I think first, it looks nothing like the original image that we saw about a year ago, which kind of looks like an altered iPhone 16 Pro," Holland said on CNN.
"Next, the gold color. In real life, it kind of varies depending on what lighting you're in," he continued. "Sometimes it looks like those gold coins that Scrooge McDuck would jump into for DuckTales. Other times, it's got a mustard vibe to it. And yet other times, it kind of looks like a urine sample."
"But my hesitation is I would not recommend it, not because of that, but largely because we just don't know certain things about it," said Holland. "We don't know what the processor is in the phone. We don't know what the software and security updates will be."....
In other words, these phones may never arrive at all. And if they do, they'e guaranteed to be absolute garbage.
To put it bluntly: If you bought one of these things, you were begging to be scammed.
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