"...depression & enlarged breasts..." Rapin' Bombin' Nappin' Comb-Over Grampy apparently quits hair loss drug Propecia

[Miles Archer]

Trump has dropped a common hair-loss treatment from his list of publicly disclosed medications—and nobody quite knows why.

Finasteride, an anti-balding drug sold under the brand name Propecia to millions of men in the U.S. each year, has not appeared on any of the president’s medical reports since he retook the White House last January, according to the Washington Post. That includes his latest report, released Friday.

Trump’s aides have declined to say why the medication does not feature on the list or whether its absence means the president is no longer taking it. Side effects can include depression, sexual dysfunction, and, less commonly, enlarged breasts.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-disappearing-hair-loss-drug-fuels-fresh-health-mystery/

[niyad]

1. Thank you for my first smile of the day!

[SheltieLover]

18. Maybe slobby gave up on trying to grow hair on his cue ball?

[GreenWave]

2. Does Trump know that if he suddenly sprouts certain accouterments (ahem)

he will no longer see the mushroom?

[allegorical oracle]

3. Given his girth, will bet he hasn't seen that little guy for years.... nt

[Mad_Machine76]

11. Does this mean

He can grab his own breasts whenever he wants?

[allegorical oracle]

16. Well, probably. Nobody else wants to do it. nt

[3catwoman3]

4. His hairstyle has always looked stupid, even when he had more hair.

Ie'd look less ridiculous if he shaved his head.

[Miles Archer]

5. The two things every political cartoonists zoom in on is the hair, and that puckered mouth.

And it's all of the vanity things surrounding it. He won't make a public appearance anywhere where the weather predicts "sprinkles" because he's terrified of getting the comb-over wet.

I can't imagine living with that. And the 1000 other phobias he has.

[Wednesdays]

8. I've thought that if he clipped his hair to about a half inch,

...took off that ridiculous orange foundation, and got a light natural tan, he would look like a generic elderly high school principal.

[maxsolomon]

12. A generic elderly high school principal

on trial for child molestation.

F his vanity. YOU'RE BALD, MOTHERFUCKER.

[allegorical oracle]

17. He would still have that sphincter mouth, 'tho. He's not a handsome man -- not

even when he was younger, in the 1970s, imo.

[Blue Owl]

6. Begin Operation Pisswig

[usonian]

7. Three big boobs pictured below. WAIT, make that FIVE big boobs.

They're UUUUUGE and they're SPECTACULAR! Biden never had jugs like this, and Obama? Fuggedaboutit.

The only question is: Mansiere or a bro?



☐ Mansiere
☐ Bro

[Goonch]

9. ;-{) HEAD JOB

[Rob H.]

10. Even before he started sucking America's coffers dry

he had enough money to pick up a decent toupee. Nothing could possibly look more artificial than his actual hair, but it would be hilarious if he had a custom hairpiece made to look identical to the ridiculous cloud of cotton candy currently atop his nectarine noggin.

[republianmushroom]

13. It wasn't working.

[SWBTATTReg]

14. And I thought that it shrunk his Hoo Hoo to next to nothing, not that he had anything to brag about.

The guy is so vain that it's pathetic and it shows up in his vast insecurities that he is constantly displaying.

[GoCubsGo]

15. That, and it probably has adverse interactions

with all of the other drugs he's likely on. I don't think that's what is causing his man-boobs, though. Blame the Big Macs and KFC and the big, beautiful chocolate cake with two scoops for that.