trump was reportedly "apocalyptically angry" that everyone is calling the diarrhea epidemic "Trumporrhea."

[LetMyPeopleVote]

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Link to tweet

[lame54]

1. I thought he wanted his name on everything

[radical noodle]

3. You beat me to it!

[lastlib]

4. In this case,,,,,

...I'm willing to oblige!

[PatSeg]

14. I guess he should have been more specific?

[BHDem53]

36. Depends

[Aviation Pro]

37. I see what you did there

Well played.

[radical noodle]

2. He does like to put his name on everything

so why not?

[Ilsa]

5. Too bad it won't make the medical journals except

for the ones we print covers for, headlining the new infection named for him.

[Tetrachloride]

48. i would find a way

[FalloutShelter]

6. Tough shit!

See what I did there?

[PatSeg]

15. Ha, ha!

I did!

[FalloutShelter]

18. LOL

[calimary]

31. So did I!

[bucolic_frolic]

7. -

[C_U_L8R]

8. Gotta case of the Donald Dumps? The DT Squirts?

Maybe the universe is saying we need a good solid flushing?

[Ocelot II]

9. Good.

And there’s no better metaphor for his entire administration than explosive diarrhea.

[Karasu]

10. In which case maybe he should've fucking thought about that before defunding literally fucking everything that actually

affects everyday people's quality of life.

[Raftergirl]

11. He has no one but himself to blame for putting morons in who happily did away with the FDA's budget for the

program which monitors this parasite.

The bucks stops with him.

[blm]

12. Trumparrhea

Trumporrhea would be an STD

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. The name works just fine for me.

Such an apt metaphor. Go away, you turd, and have a shit fit over it. I don't give a crap.

[2na fisherman]

16. Fascist Feces Syndrome

A Trump derangement of the bowels.

[Bumbles]

17. If the sh* * fits.

[thesquanderer]

19. "Trumporrhea" is a fitting description for everything that comes out of his mouth. (n/t)

[AverageOldGuy]

20. Here are the details

Nationwide outbreak of diarrhea caused by parasite is now known as “TRUMPORRHEA.” Spread the word.

The United States is currently in the grip of an outbreak of the Cyclospora parasite, which causes severe diarrhea and has sickened more than 3,000 people across the U.S. Last August, Aria Bendix of NBC News reported that on July 1, 2025, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., would no longer track infections caused by cyclospora and five other common causes of foodborne illnesses.

The CDC, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), and ten state health departments covering about 54 million people have run a program called the Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network, or FoodNet, since 1995. Until last July 1 it monitored eight pathogens. Now it monitors only salmonella and toxin-producing E. coli.
White House spokesperson Kush Desai said then: “The health and safety of the American people is the Administration’s utmost priority. USDA, HHS, FDA, and the CDC will continue to cooperate and maintain the highest vigilance to safeguard our food supply against pathogens.”

But director of the Institute for Food Safety and Nutrition Security at George Washington University Barbara Kowalcyk called the decision to reduce FoodNet surveillance “very disappointing,” saying, “A lot of the work that I and many, many, many, many other people have put into improving food safety over the past 20 or 30 years is just going away.”

[MerryBlooms]

44. All joking aside. IIf you're a caretaker and your person you're

Caring for has this sort of diarrhea, they need medical attention fast! Elderly can dehydrate quickly. Especially weak after diarrhea of this sort.

I know it's fun to make jokes, that's fine, but it can turn tragic for elders or memory care folks. Check on your Elderly neighbors. Heatwave and now this nasty parasite.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

21. He has the best Trumporrhea, the explosive kind, they say.

[OGBuzz]

29. I hope he gets a major case of explosive Trumporrhea during the Thursday address.

[Deep State Witch]

22. If the Poo Shits...

I mean, he does want his name on everything!

[gordianot]

23. It is so seriou it spews out of his facial sphincter.

[EndlessMaze]

24. Explosive Trumporrhea coming to a Tee Vee near you Thursday night.

Run for cover.

[kentuck]

25. I had heard it described as "explosive diarrhea" but...

...never Trumporrhea.

It is a fitting description. Since he dislikes all those regulations on our food and stuff...

[relogic]

26. This stuff

writes runs itself.

[joanbarnes]

27. Where do we sign up for our free government diapers (like tRump gets?)

[Ocelot II]

28. Donorrhea, Trumpy Gravy, Trumpazuma's Revenge

[Skittles]

30. the Trump trots

yes INDEED

[Blue Owl]

32. It is what it is, Captain Pantload

[Buckeyeblue]

33. I think we should classify all maga as having Trumporrhea

He causes people to shit their brains out.

[Goonch]

34. ;-{) THIS

[DBoon]

35. does "apocalyptically angry" mean he had a shit fit about the name?

[CBHagman]

38. I somehow missed this!

But it is apropos.

[lonely bird]

39. Well

He does keep putting his name on all kinds of shit

[NBachers]

40. Spasms of Rage

[Tekno2600]

41. Ah, some toilet humor...

Always good to confirm that Trump is an ideal subject for toilet humor. I’m sure these jokes really make him explode, which you would expect for someone with his juvenile intellect.

[NBachers]

42. Trumporrhea - Try it out in Google:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Trumporrhea&sca_esv=c13d12f7c6b5e6c8&sxsrf=APpeQnsJxgGeBnZyqAPSYvviwO0KaR7Zew%3A1784072001254&ei=QcdWauiMD_O30PEP1NDE0Q8&biw=1778&bih=846&ved=0ahUKEwiosY2PqtOVAxXzGzQIHVQoMfoQ4dUDCBI&oq=Trumporrhea&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiC1RydW1wb3JyaGVhSABQAFgAcAB4AJABAJgBAKABAKoBALgBDMgBAJgCAKACAJgDAJIHAKAHALIHALgHAMIHAMgHAIAIAQ&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

[twodogsbarking]

45. NSFA - Warning - Not Suitable For Anywhere - Is it orange, by chance, or coincidence? Oh shit.

[BigmanPigman]

46. I have been puking and "exploding" since July 3rd, my birthday.

I don't know if this is the reason for it or not. I can't afford co-pays so I have to research and trouble shoot myself with my tablet. Super dehydrated, weak, pain from puking /dry heaves, nauseous, at any given moment, any time of day no matter what I eat/drink. It sucks whatever it is.

[Harker]

47. How did that leak out?