Did not know this would become so literal:

[applegrove]

i had no idea this would become so literal

— state song thread guy (@statesongxprt.bsky.social) 2026-07-14T20:18:01.846Z

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. I can believe it.

Your PM, rightfully, has played the economic war Trump unleashed .......perfectly. We, USA! USA! will suffer the results for decades.

[MustLoveBeagles]

2. This is accurate

[erronis]

3. I'll vote for a puppy. But, realize that these are not mutually exclusive!

[CaptainTruth]

4. Please don't vote for the puppy to have diarrhea forever.

That would be mean. And messy.

[erronis]

5. Having raised 30-40 puppies over the years, I agree!

[BlueSpot]

6. As an American, it feels the same way to me

Do I need to say more down here?

[applegrove]

7. You US DUers are in the ball ... senses sharpened.

[NoMoreRepugs]

8. Explosive diarrhea to boot!!

[Beartracks]

9. Republicans would vote for diarrhea if they thought it could keep one non-citizen from accidentally receiving a puppy.

[Karasu]

10. They have already proven that.

[Beartracks]

11. Yup.

[DiverDave]

13. And to own the libs.

It really is bizzaro world.

[ms liberty]

12. I could rec this a thousand times