Trump receives shiny trophy as he's named 'Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal' by mining executives at White

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Source: yahoo.com




Mike Bedigan Wed, February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM CST


President Donald Trump was named “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal” and received a trophy featuring a bronze statue of a coal miner.

President Donald Trump has added another shiny award to his cabinet of trophies that have just been invented, after being named “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal.”

“Clean beautiful coal. We love clean beautiful coal, don't we?” the president said, kicking off an event at the White House Wednesday.

“I'm thrilled to welcome to the White House the men and women who light our cities, and you know, you do things that people don't even understand, so much, you do so much. You heat our homes, fuel our factories and turn natural resources into American riches and dreams. Our amazing coal miners.”.......................


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Trump needs a rope on the trophy to use to hang around his bigly, baggy neck.

[Ocelot II]

1. He sure loves those shiny trophies.

[CincyDem]

2. Like gifting Batista a gold telephone (as seen in Godfather II)

See how that worked out for him…lol.

[sboatcar]

3. If we offer him a huge shiny gold trophy for resigning, and say he's the best resigner ever

do you think he'd go for it?

[PatSeg]

5. Hey, it's worth a try!

[PatSeg]

4. I thought that was The Onion at first,

but then realized it was "Latest Breaking News".

The very wealthy are learning - just give Trump a trophy and he'll love you forever.

[Ray Bruns]

6. Make Black Lung Great Again!

[malthaussen]

7. "Undisputed" because nobody else wanted it.

The kitsch of the current Administration is cringe-worthy.

-- Mal

[MLWR]

8. Toddler got a new toy.