Jeff Tiedrich - penguins can't wait to make 200 trade deals with President Stumblefuck
last week, the dumbest president ever blithered his way through an interview with Time Magazine. was it a clownfucktacular shit-show? of course it was. every grudge, grievance and fever-swamp hallucination all came oozing right out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth.
‘I won the 2020 election President Xi loves me we talk all the time Canada is going to be the 51st state I won’t cut medicare you can trust me on that I’m running for a third term Ukraine was wrong to invade Russia the price of eggs is down the price of gas is down my tariffs are already bringing in billion of dollars we’re going to have so much money I’ve already made 200 trade deals—’
wait — slow the fuck down, Donny. what was that last bit?
The United States has already struck 200 trade deals, President Donald Trump said in an interview this week — but he refused to say with whom.
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/penguins-cant-wait-to-make-200-trade