'Pam Bondi Is Such a Bitch' - jojofromjerz

[sop]

"It was another day ending in Y in Donald Trump’s motherfucking America. And there we were again, dragged into yet another gobsmacking gauntlet of gilded grift and grievance theater — a stress test of our sanity, our restraint, our daytime sobriety and our ability to resist the urge to chuck the goddamn remote control through the goddamn living room window."

"I was watching clips from the Bondi hearing — which dragged its bloated carcass across my screen for hours — and it was the single most unprofessional, evasive, petulant, mean-girl spectacle I have ever seen in my life."

"She was smarmy. Insufferable. Condescending. Combative. And so fucking rude."

"Was she raised by a marauding band of exiled Real Housewives, bottle-fed on boxed Pinot Grigio and menthols, left to marinate in a playpen with a bleach cocktail and a stack of National Enquirers? Did she learn her signature brand of venom by mainlining reruns of Jerry Springer and YouTube compilations of cats getting drop-kicked?"

Continued at link:

https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/pam-bondi-is-such-a-bitch?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios

[Clouds Passing]

1. She's a skank.

I’ve been a dog parent to many sweet bitches.

[Mister Ed]

2. So much so that I've taken to calling her "Blondi", after Hitler's dog of the same name.

Hitler's Blondi was a female German shepherd with whom he apparently shared a close and loving relationship.

Pam is like Hitler's Blondi in that she is a dictator's loyal dog, but her vicious temperament sets her apart from Hitler's bitch, who by all reports was gentle and friendly.