'The Leopard Was Always Going to Eat Your Face' - jojofromjerz
"You know what I’m fucking sick of?"
"Waking up every goddamn morning, opening my phone, and finding another one of the boot-licking, knob-polishing, self-respect-auctioning little fame vampires who spent ten years elbowing each other bloody for the coveted position of Assistant Regional Manager of Donald Trump’s ass suddenly sitting in front of a microphone acting like they’ve uncovered shocking new evidence that water is wet, gravity exists, and the leopard they’ve been hand-feeding porterhouse steaks for the last decade might have a bit of a biting problem."
"Every day it’s somebody new."
"Megyn Kelly."
"Tucker Carlson.
"Alex Jones."
"Marjorie Taylor Greene."
"Shawn Ryan."
"Another podcast. Another interview. Another public performance of How Could This Have Happened To Me?"
"Or, more specifically:"
"I Didn’t Think the Leopard Would Eat MY Face!"
"A mystery for the ages."
Continued at link:
https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/the-leopard-was-always-going-to-eat?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios
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They're not native to the US and there can't be enough here to keep up with all the face eating we're in for. 
