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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:45 PM Yesterday

Trump Get-Out-of-Purgatory-Indulgences: Get 'em while they're Hot!

Reacting to criticism for pocketing over $1 billion in crypto scams, President Donald Trump announced that his latest business venture will be a gift to all Americans.

“Hard-working Americans should never be forced to spend years in a Purgatory teeming with rapists, murderers, and pet-eating illegal immigrants.

“That is why I offer TRUMP PLENARY INDULGENCES to every Faithful American.

“Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. My pardons are priced over $1 million. Influencing policy may require a Boeing 747-8 or investing $500 million in my World Liberty crypto.

https://www.postalley.org/2026/07/11/trump-get-out-of-purgatory-indulgences-get-em-while-theyre-hot/

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