Jeff Tiedrich - race cars for Donny, a cush job for Lindsey Graham's sister, and fuck-all for you and me

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Monday was another one of those days where the stupid was off the charts. here a stupid, there a stupid, everywhere a stupid stupid — and you know what that means: it’s time once again to drag out the Big Wheel of Moron™, give it a vigorous spin, and see where it lands. ready? here we go.

“August 22nd and 23rd, it’ll be— an awesome display of American— patriotism and raw horsepower and ingenuity. uh, you’re seeing— you’re gonna see cars at the level that— they’ve never been at before with cars— racing more than a hundred and ninety miles and even higher than that down Pennsylvania Avenue. it wasn’t exactly designed for that … it’s gonna be a sight for the ages, it really will be something special. and they’re gonna go all around the National Mall at speeds that are not quite— if we did that the regular day I think people would be put in jail perhaps for the rest of their lives, right? it wasn’t supposed to be that way, but it’s gonna be beautiful. it’s gonna be a beautiful si— a beautiful thing to watch.”

holy shit. it was bad enough that the South Lawn of the White House was converted into a human cockfighting ring so that Preznit Fuckwit could watch grown men beat the shit out of each other.

now he’s going to turn downtown Washington DC into a fucking race course, with cars going — according to Donny — a hundred and ninety miles an hour or faster, over streets that weren’t built for that sort of thing.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/race-cars-for-donny-a-cush-job-for