I saw a horrible wreck today....

[JohnnyRingo]

Someone rolled their Jeep Liberty.
No one was hurt but there were little yellow ducks all over the highway.

[wcmagumba]

1. Glad no one got hurt, the ducks are very cute unless they give you bad memories of the wreck...

You might give them to relatives or neighborhood children if they bother you....the ducks not the children...

[JohnnyRingo]

3. Actually, the wreck was a just preface to a joke on Jeep people.

Obviously needs more work before I take it live. haha

[EYESORE 9001]

2. I had a harrowing experience. It was just the other day, I swear, hand to heart.

I came upon the scene of an accident, arriving just as the ambulance was leaving. I looked down and saw an insulated cooler just sitting on the ground. Upon closer inspection, I found, wrapped in plastic and packed in ice, a human toe. I was beside myself with concern over what to do. The only choice became immediately clear.

I called a toe truck

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Freak accident:

[JohnnyRingo]

5. I vaguely remember the faux news broadcast bit....

... but I forget if it was part of his routine or from SNL weekend update. I don't think he played that role.