A suspect has been arrested in connection with....

[lastlib]

...the attack on the Energizer bunny.

He has been charged with assaultin' battery.

(you KNEW that was coming......... )

[marble falls]

1. I hope they put him in a dry cell, good for weeks under normal use.

[Sneederbunk]

2. I didn't know it was coming.

It was a shock.

[lastlib]

3. You should keep up with current events

If you had kept up, you would have known there were positive developments in the case.

[Rizen]

4. That's a good one.

[LudwigPastorius]

5. That happened a while ago.

That's anode story.

[lastlib]

6. I hope you're not trying to short-circuit the humor here.....

The Lounge is no place to be negative.



OTOH, I suppose the joke was re-volting to some.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. _

[Niagara]

8. I must be feeling a little drained today...

it took me awhile to power up a few puns.

[lastlib]

9. You just need a little juice, you'll be fine....

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Maybe some electrolytes will raise your energy level.

We all need a little recharge now and then.

[surrealAmerican]

10. If he was on the run for a while ...

... he ought to be discharged soon.