John Cryer: "We already have two fantastic dogs. We don't need any more pets."

[highplainsdem]

Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.”

My wife: “you’re right.”

Me: “plus we just got new rugs…”

My wife: “okay”

Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.”

My wife: “I understand”

Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.”

…

BlueSky, meet Martha.

— Jon Cryer (@mrjoncryer.bsky.social) 2025-06-20T19:26:38.389Z

And check out the replies on Bluesky...

[Walleye]

1. What a sweetie!

[Tom Dyer]

2. I would die for this dog.

[3catwoman3]

3. At last! My name used for someone cute.

I’ve never liked my name. Whenever a story needs a cranky old lady, the writer often names her Aunt Martha, which doesn’t help.

This Martha is quite the cutie.

[Skittles]

4. she chose well

so did he