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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTime Out for some FIRST GRADE Humor
Ya wanna read about bombing, just peruse my post
What do you call a bee who cant decide what to do? A Maybe!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Where do hamburgers go dancing? At the meat ball!
Why did the pie go the dentist? To get a filling!
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Time Out for some FIRST GRADE Humor (Original Post)
BOSSHOG
18 hrs ago
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The only joke I know. It is meant as a verbal only joke. If a bean's a bean, what's a pea(pee)?
LoisB
18 hrs ago
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SheltieLover
(70,395 posts)1. Haha! Thx for the chuckles!


chouchou
(2,020 posts)2. (old one) What's brown and sticky?
a stick
The Blue Flower
(5,936 posts)3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
It didn't say anything. It just let out a little w(h)ine.
LoisB
(10,840 posts)4. The only joke I know. It is meant as a verbal only joke. If a bean's a bean, what's a pea(pee)?
A relief.
BOSSHOG
(42,927 posts)5. Yer the comedy champ tonight LoisB
LoisB
(10,840 posts)7. LOL! Thank you BOSSHOG. I heard that joke about 65 years ago and it is the only one I
remember.
underpants
(191,130 posts)6. ❤️
