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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWell , they started the Christmas songs around here,24/7. Can you name the best and the worst Christmas songs. Mine are
Best _Carol of the Bells, Worst__Dominic the Donkey
What is your Best and Worst.
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Ilsa
(63,655 posts)Best: choral piece "Night of Silence/Silent Night"
debm55
(53,313 posts)FM123
(10,296 posts)And "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" gets my vote for worst.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Grins
(9,149 posts)Ocelot II
(128,480 posts)I hate "The Little Drummer Boy," "Do You hear What I Hear," and "Mary, Do You Know." They're maudlin and sentimental, and have been made even worse by terrible arrangements. And this might be heresy, but I also hate "Silent Night." Not because it's an especially bad song, but because when it turns up in a Christmas Eve service (and it always does), it's sung in candlelight and the organ stops playing and most people can't carry a tune in a basket unless there's some accompaniment and it gets slooowerr and slllooooooweerrr and flatter and flatter until it sounds like an out-of-tune dirge.
I like a lot of the traditional carols, as long as they're not all Hollywooded-up. Mostly I prefer classical stuff, like Bach's Christmas Oratorio.
Big Blue Marble
(5,657 posts)"The Little Drummer Boy," "Do You hear What I Hear," are both awful.
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Ocelot II
(128,480 posts)I knew I wasn't not alone in my loathing of The Little Drummer Boy, but there seem to be multitudes!
debm55
(53,313 posts)genxlib
(6,048 posts)At the risk of pissing off some purists.
Sorry but it is a dirge. Often performed too slowly.
The low point was Stevie Nicks covering it on A Very Special Christmas album. I like Stevie but it is just dreadful
wcmagumba
(5,336 posts)I don't remember it and I don't care for the English version...
Ocelot II
(128,480 posts)I know it in Norwegian also. But I still don't like it in any language when it's sung like a funeral march, which it usually is.
wcmagumba
(5,336 posts)She was a fun teacher, taught us how to make candles by dipping a string into wax and she taught us how to make hot pads on little metal frames and stretchy loop material. Seems like we made other things but I can't remember what...
Grins
(9,149 posts)German title, 'O Tannenbaum'
electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)❤️🎄❤️
Tom Dyer
(316 posts)Just sayin.
Grins
(9,149 posts)I never cared for it either - with one "But..."
About 1958.
Aunt comes over for Christmas dinner. Her habit was to go to bed at night listening to Larry King on the radio. Christmas Eve, Jewish Larry King signed off saying he was not a Christian but wanted his audience to hear "...a 16-year old Jewish girl from Brooklyn," sing.
I recall my aunt saying the opening notes were mesmerizing!
It took a while before I would hear it. She was right.
The song: Silent Night.
The 16-year old girl? Barbra Streisand.
If you have never heard it...!
electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)rurallib
(64,456 posts)I think it was called "Peace On Earth Can It Be"
Singing starts at @ 1:55
debm55
(53,313 posts)Rigpa108
(62 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)SheltieLover
(75,418 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)FM123
(10,296 posts)Touches my heart every time I hear it.
SheltieLover
(75,418 posts)electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)SheltieLover
(75,418 posts)As you might have guessed, radio stations avoid playing it...
electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)msongs
(72,917 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)DBoon
(24,554 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)amerikat
(5,196 posts)&list=RDXa-hTXE72G0&start_radio=1
debm55
(53,313 posts)Coventina
(29,003 posts)So my naughty and nice lists would both the long!!
I can't stand "12 Days of Christmas"
I like a lot of the traditional carols.
debm55
(53,313 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)Our city has a Christmas parade every year; it is "The Parade of Lights" and every entry has to have lights - the more the better.
Our Sunday School class decided to join the annual Christmas parade as a social event for the whole class including our kids. (Ft Worth has an annual "Parade of Lights" and all entries have to have lights of some sort as part of the decorations)
The theme of the parade was "The Twelve Days of Christmas" Well, instead of just marching with lights and singing the song, we were the 12 days - with a slight twist
One of our class members was pregnant at the time ;she wore a bird suit and rode on a flatbed with all the little kids (the flatbed was covered with leaves and branches and lots of lights). She really did look like a plump little partridge.
How about........
Two Ninja Turtledoves
Four calling birds - four women with princess phone handsets and feather boas
5 gold rings = gold spray painted hula hoops
Swans a swimming - snorkel gear
geese a laying -- straw wreaths around the waist with giant plastic eggs glued on
Pipers: bubble flutes
Dancing ladies: all our pre teen daughters in various dance recital outfits.
Milk maids: just ordinary milk maid outfits except two of our maids were men in drag also included was a woman in a cow suit.
a back row of 12 men( Lords a Leaping) in white long johns with red or green silk boxer shorts Leaping in unison
We all wore those little battery powered white lights
So whenever I hear it, I visualize that parade and all the fun we had. It is a cherished memory for all who participated. We still sing it at our Christmas Carol Sunday with the kids and grandkids and if we were in the parade, we act out our parts.
Thirty some odd years later, we are still having fun
debm55
(53,313 posts)electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)Those two 10 year old boys in the Ninja Turtledove outfits were a hoot
Hassler
(4,685 posts)But any version of "All I Want for Christmas" is in the mix.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Dominic the Donkey as the worst.
yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)The melody is from Ukraine and the original song is not about Christmas.
Anyway the versions on YouTube are sung in Ukrainian and the singers are all in national costume. Beautiful!!!
interesting history video
debm55
(53,313 posts)Love, Devora(debm55)
yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)This is at the finals of the 2022 Van Cliburn International Piano Competition held in Fort Worth Texas every 4 years.
The pianist is Ukraninan Vadim Kholodenko, Gold Medalist at the 2013 competition.
The Competition is at the end of May every 4 years and this was right after the invasion. This was the opening of the awards ceremony, and I do not believe anyone in the audience knew it was coming.
This just stopped the audience cold. I was watching on live TV and it made me cry.
Vadim makes his home in Fort Worth, and is now an American citizen.
PS if you love piano music, the Van CLiburn channel on YouTube will keep you enthralled.
debm55
(53,313 posts)electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)I'm half Ukrainian American, and I didn't know any of this this either.
I love her dad telling her that a piece of background music in Die Hard 2 was Ukrainian!
av8rdave
(10,647 posts)Favorites: Leon Redbones cover of Ill Be Home for Christmas and John Lennons Happy Christmas
Worst: that &$#@ Paul McCartney Wonderful Christmas Time. It sounds like a nursery rhyme with terrible lyrics. The repetition is a dry Chinese water torture.
debm55
(53,313 posts)3catwoman3
(28,305 posts)Some years ago, I was Christmas shopping at Nordstroms and the gentleman playing piano was taking requests. He played a stirring version of this, with at least 5 different key changes. It was magnificent.
3 way tie for most despised - Dominic the Christmas Donkey/ Grandma Got Runover/ The Christmas Shoes
Nittersing
(7,975 posts)Such a wonderful moment.
It reminded me of the time a good friend and I were xmas visiting and looking at gifts and lights and friends.... we both started singing xmas songs... but different songs... and they ended up harmonizing!! Wish I could remember the songs, but we sang through them and then both looked at each other, a bit startled!
debm55
(53,313 posts)It must be very bad as a couple of posters mentioned it. Luckily, I have never heard it.
3catwoman3
(28,305 posts)A little boy is trying to buy pretty shoes for his dying mother on Christmas Eve so she looks good in her coffin when she meets Jesus. Mawkishly depressing.
The donkey and grandma songs are just stupid, so the shoes song probably is the worst.
People talk about needing eye bleach after seeing a disgusting picture. You'd need ear bleach after listening to this dreck.
debm55
(53,313 posts)considered a Christmas song.
Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)Diamond_Dog
(39,315 posts)I do like Greg Lakes I Believe in Father Christmas
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debm55
(53,313 posts)Permanut
(7,816 posts)Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Oh Holy Night
Because the harmonies are so cool.
Maybe Ishould join a barber shop quartet.
debm55
(53,313 posts)marble falls
(69,815 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)marble falls
(69,815 posts)... It came out at Christmas, it takes place at an office Christmas party at Christmans, Bruce willis wore a Sant hat in some scenes.
It's a Christmas movie.
https://www.newsweek.com/die-hard-christmas-movie-americans-have-their-say-poll-action-2005223
debm55
(53,313 posts)about it.
marble falls
(69,815 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(3,994 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)moniss
(8,493 posts)but there are more.
debm55
(53,313 posts)LisaM
(29,442 posts)For carols, I like:
Bring the Torch, Jeanette Isabella
The Holly and the Ivy
Angels we Have Heard on High
Adeste Fidelis
For Christmas songs, I like:
Fairytale of New York
I Believe in Father Christmas (Greg Lake)
Feed the World
I Wish I Had a River (I Could Skate Away On)
I also generally like classic songs done by famous singers like Ray Charles, Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Dean Martin, Karen Carpenter, Judy Garland, Nat King Cole, Mel Tormé, etc.
I detest novelty songs and "I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus" is at the bottom of the list along with "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth".
debm55
(53,313 posts)yourout
(8,672 posts)The worst is anything by Mel torme.
Also love the Muppets version.
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Favorite version of o holy night... Non English.
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debm55
(53,313 posts)yourout
(8,672 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)LisaM
(29,442 posts)I don't seek him out, but he had a pleasant voice and he wrote "The Christmas Song".
Mad_Dem_X
(10,084 posts)I'm an Atheist, but I like most Xmas songs. But "The Christmas Shoes" makes me want to
debm55
(53,313 posts)YouTube and see if I get the same reaction.
Mad_Dem_X
(10,084 posts)You may feel differently.
yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)We have an album of his works and it is one of our favorites.
I do not think of this as a Christmas song; it is a winter song. We only hear it at Christmas but it is a great song any time. According to Wiki, he wrote it during a heat wave.
debm55
(53,313 posts)electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)lark
(25,782 posts)Transsiberian Orchestra is certainly the most dramatic and a great rendition, but also love Manheim Steamroller and the Salt Lake City Orchestras' version too. It's a marvelous song, done in so many wonderful ways.
I also love the old spiritual Christmas songs.
My family likes Dominic theChristmas Donkey (lol) but we don't like "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas".
debm55
(53,313 posts)church bell chorus does it with bells. And it is beautiful. HAHHAHAH.a vote for Dominic --hehaw, hehaw.
3catwoman3
(28,305 posts)...near the end with the wild violin strains, I feel it in my very cells, almost like I am one of the violin strings being bowed so vigorously. Exhilarating!
debm55
(53,313 posts)31st Street Bridge
(41 posts)The worst: Any version of "Rudolph"!
Honorable mention worst: "Do They Know It's Christmas?" by the Brits for Band-Aid.
These lyrics always make be scream:
"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas ..." No! It's summer there.
"Do they know it's Christmas ..." Uh, they're Moslems!
"Thank God it's them, instead of you!" Uh, that's kinda harsh, guys.
OK, I'm done.
debm55
(53,313 posts)the Pittsburgh area as we have a 31th Street Bridge.
31st Street Bridge
(41 posts)I know that bridge! (And so many others. lol.)
debm55
(53,313 posts)31st Street Bridge
(41 posts)I know where that is!!
FakeNoose
(39,694 posts)Graduated from TJ a long time ago.... Now I'm living on the Northside for the last 30 years.
I love Pittsburgh but I don't enjoy driving around the South Hills so much.
debm55
(53,313 posts)thomski64
(820 posts)by the Siberian Orchestra...
.....hard to believe they could all
be trans...
debm55
(53,313 posts)Chasstev365
(6,836 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)Chasstev365
(6,836 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)mwmisses4289
(2,875 posts)just don't like that they are played in stores 24/7 from October to January!
My least favorite is the Hallelujah Chrous (wonder how many know that was actually composed as an Easter peice celebrating Jesus rising from the dead?). Somehow, that symbolizes everything that is wrong about Christmas- gaudy flashing lights; the buy, buy, buy mentality retailers try to push; the over the top decorating.
My favorites are the quieter songs such as: O holy night, What child is this, Away in the Manger. Silent Night only if it is played on the instrument it was original composed for, the guitar.
Most others are kinda meh, though I do love the humor in Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
debm55
(53,313 posts)songs are very soothing. HAHAHAHHA. about the Grandma song.
get the red out
(13,893 posts)I LOVE the minor key! My second favorite is "Ring Christmas Bells".
I can't stand "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" or "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
debm55
(53,313 posts)Polly Hennessey
(8,400 posts)When I hear them my jaw begins to hurt.
All the others, I love. Especially like, The First Noel.
debm55
(53,313 posts)sop
(17,035 posts)I love Frank Sinatra's version:
debm55
(53,313 posts)MIButterfly
(1,749 posts)"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" because it's so sentimental it brings tears to my eyes. "Through the years, we all will be together, if the fates allow" gets me every time. What can I say? Sometimes I can be really sappy.
I also love the music from "The Nutcracker."
I never liked "The Little Drummer Boy" but there was a church in another town that had a Christmas show each year and they performed that song so beautifully it was the only time I liked it. I also dislike that Christmas shoes song. Mommy needs new shoes if she meets Jesus tonight. Talk about corny. I'm not that sappy.
debm55
(53,313 posts)MIButterfly
(1,749 posts)Happy Thanksgiving, my friend!
And Happy Thanksgiving to all my DU family! I am so thankful for this website and the wonderful people here.
Vogon_Glory
(10,145 posts)Its not my favorite Christmas song, but it meshes nicely with the season (Even if I live in the sunbelt and Christmas and snow are rarely concurrent.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Dear_Prudence
(955 posts)O Holy Night is my favorite, when sung as a restrained, profound carol. It stirs the heart.
O Holy Night is my least favorite when it is belted out as an overwrought melodrama. It hurts my ears.
debm55
(53,313 posts)catbyte
(38,397 posts)Worst: "All I Want for Christmas Is You". Blecch.
debm55
(53,313 posts)advent song and stopped being played at Christmas. I still play it at home. It brings back good memories of me at the children's choir.
Progressive dog
(7,554 posts)Worst-Many are tied
debm55
(53,313 posts)beaglelover
(4,393 posts)this time and it was so frickin' awesome to see her sing that song live. It was the encore of course. I still get chills!
debm55
(53,313 posts)3catwoman3
(28,305 posts)I generally prefer the traditional carols, not for religious reasons but for musical composition and complexity reasons.
A favorite Christmas song for me is Once Again It's Christmas Time This Year, written by Lee Holdridge and sung by Placido Domingo. Full orchestral accompaniment by the Vienna Symphony. In the album notes, there is this lovely comment - "At the recording session, when Placido sang it for the first time with the Symphony, I looked up and saw 60 musicians smile." I can picture this in my mind's eye.
I smile every time I read this commentary, and every time I listen to the beautiful song.
The whole album is a treat.
debm55
(53,313 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)Worst: Grandma Got Run Over and all the other stupid ones
all the maudlin and sad ones
One Exception to the stupid ones: "Merry Christmas From the Family" by Robert Earl Keene
I first heard this on a local talk show. He was the guest and the host asked him about Christmas songs, so he sang this. I was actually at work and I had to work hard to keep from laughing out loud. It was the first time he had performed it.
At our Candlelight Communion services on Christmas Eve, we close with Silent Night after everyone's candle is lighted. Then we process out of the church singing Silent Night. It is beautiful. Our Youth Choir is the main choir for one of our services; during the offering they perform Silent Night in ASL.
I love Christmas music - but I would prefer not hearing it until after Thanksgiving.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Keepthesoulalive
(2,043 posts)I hate Christmas by Oscar the Grouch.
debm55
(53,313 posts)underpants
(194,125 posts)Basically Santa gets mugged.
But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
debm55
(53,313 posts)dickthegrouch
(4,200 posts)Absolute worst Carol of the Bells (Sorry Deb)
But I despise
White Christmas
Merry little christmas
And I'll never understand why even respected orchestras have to produce albums of the most despicable ones.
(Call me a grinch)
Absolute favorites:
Silver Bells by the Canadian Brass
Shepherds Pipe Carol by John Rutter
debm55
(53,313 posts)RandomNumbers
(19,020 posts)(worst of course, is Grandma got run over by a reindeer .... unfortunately a family member thinks it's a fun joke to inflict that one on me ...)
debm55
(53,313 posts)not my much.
RandomNumbers
(19,020 posts)(besides that its the Murphs!) is that it has so many different angles that pretty much any family can relate to some of it.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Jilly_in_VA
(13,614 posts)except for Good King Wenceslaus which is not really a Christmas carol anyway (it takes place on St. Stephen's Day, which is the day after Christmas, aka Boxing Day in the UK and Commonwealth countries).
My absolute least favorite is "Mary Did You Know", not only because it's maudlin, but because it's theologically unsound. Any halfway Christian person who's familiar with their Bible knaow that yes, she damn well DID know!
The little Drummer Boy always makes me giggle because when we sang it in my college choir, somebody proposed switching the little finger cymbals in the arrangement with the big cymbals in "The Great Gate of Kyiv" from Moussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition".
debm55
(53,313 posts)Thanksgiving.
Ferrets are Cool
(22,473 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)Last edited Wed Nov 26, 2025, 02:51 PM - Edit history (1)
Lake:s song. Thank you my friend.
catbyte
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debm55
(53,313 posts)Mad_Dem_X
(10,084 posts)Brother Buzz
(39,388 posts)Scat and yodeling, Baby, it doesnt get any better than that!
debm55
(53,313 posts)bullimiami
(14,070 posts)Worst.
Used to work with a guy who started playing Latino Xmas music in the shop all of Dec.
debm55
(53,313 posts)wcmagumba
(5,336 posts)debm55
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wcmagumba
(5,336 posts)but I do love what they play every year....
debm55
(53,313 posts)wcmagumba
(5,336 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)wcmagumba
(5,336 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)They start with playing classical holiday music maybe 6 times a day for a few days, and slowly increase it until Christmas Day. It is very nice.
They also do live performances from various venues around the area.
So much nicer.
Tom Dyer
(316 posts)by Halfpint Jackson.
I dont know how to post a link, but the song is fantastic old, old time jazz
Worst? ANYTHING by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Dont play that crap. Ever.
And I will not be taking any questions on this.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
debm55
(53,313 posts)very Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
Dorothy V
(424 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)of liked it . There is one song by cats. too.
electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)I also divide between carols and songs...
Carols w big orchestras and chorus!
O Holy Night
Come All Ye Fairhful
Not sure I really dislike any carols
Maybe a few are Eh but no burning desire to shut the radio off 😄
Songs ...
We Wish you A Merry Christmas
Christmas Wrapping
Springsteen 's Santa Claus is Coming to Town (seen him do it live back in the day)
Don't care for Grandma/
Never heard Donkey or Shoes! 😄
debm55
(53,313 posts)Shoes is about a boy wanting to buy red shoes for his mom to wear in the coffin as she is dying. Have a happy thanksgiving.
electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)Such a beautiful song.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Borogove
(380 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)no_hypocrisy
(53,903 posts)And I'm forced to listen to them at work (retail grocery) starting on Friday until December 24.
Yeah, I know it's only a month, but it does cut into my otherwise stellar customer service.
I feel like Xmas is being shoved up my ass.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)A medley of traditional Christmas carols, brilliantly arranged by Leroy Anderson (who also wrote Sleigh Ride). I first discovered it by playing it in high school band 45 years ago and have loved it ever since.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Mike Nelson
(10,857 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)PuraVidaDreamin
(4,415 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)The biggest highlight from Phil Spector's Christmas Album released in 1963. The whole album is great. In my opinion, it's one of the best Rock n Roll albums ever made (not just Christmas Albums). Phil Spector was a bad guy, but his production work, especially on this album, was fantastic. And Darlene Love had one of the greatest voices ever. She really should have been a superstar.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)A wonderful power pop song by a largely unknown power pop band. Great video too.
And a bonus Christmas song from The Mockers (What's A Better Present) At Christmas Time:
debm55
(53,313 posts)Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)From the one Christmas episode from their 1960's TV show.
debm55
(53,313 posts)madamesilverspurs
(16,446 posts)still love hymns thus performed. Mostly a traditionalist, I guess.
A favorite is Holst's "Christmas Day"; a good choir can deliver it with goosebumps.
And my dad grew up with Alfred Burt, who composed the music for "Carolling, Carolling" and "Some Children See Him"; Burt used to send new carols with his Christmas cards.
On my faves eclectic list, Bare Naked Ladies with Sarah McG, "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/We Three Kings".
For just plain fun, this rendering of "12 Days..." that never fails to bring giggles and guffaws:
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electric_blue68
(25,164 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)The best TV Soundtrack ever - so good that I can't narrow it down to a single song.
debm55
(53,313 posts)Charlie
Brown music.
Morbius
(823 posts)That's a fave.
debm55
(53,313 posts)KT2000
(21,851 posts)Longfellow's I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day - both Harry Belafonte
and Mary J. Blige and Andrea Bocelli - What Child is This
my worst is anything by Burl Ives, especially It's Holly Jolly Christmas
debm55
(53,313 posts)PJMcK
(24,495 posts)Best: Everything else.
Happy Thanksgiving!
debm55
(53,313 posts)buzzycrumbhunger
(1,507 posts)Cant say Xmas gives me a thrill these days but the first thing it reminds me is of this song:
debm55
(53,313 posts)boonecreek
(1,329 posts)The Trans Siberian Orchestra.
One I don't like:
The version I do:
debm55
(53,313 posts)Morbius
(823 posts)It's a CD that came out in 1995. I have it and treasure it. Not all the songs are good or even listenable, but where it hits, it hits hard.
Welcome Christmas - Love Spirals Downwards
Channukah, Oh Channukah - Black Tape for a Blue Girl
A Winter Wassail - Faith and the Muse
Oh Come All Ye Faithful - FuchiKachis Ethu
Carol of the Bells - This Ascension
Unforgettable. If you choose to seek one out on YouTube, start with the Wassail.
Of late, I really like the version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by Annie Lennox. And there will always be a place in my heart for Al Yankovic's Christmas at Ground Zero. My favorite Christmas carol is Adeste Fideles, but not all versions are tolerable.
I've always hated Jingle Bells. There is no good version.
debm55
(53,313 posts)OldBaldy1701E
(9,682 posts)Worst - 'All I Want For Christmas...' (They never get a child to do it, and when they do, they get the child to sing it off-key because they think it is 'cute'. Hearing a child butcher this tune is bad enough. Hearing a bunch of middle-aged people singing this tune is just cringe-worthy.)
Best - 'Fuck Christmas' by Eric Idle and John Du Prez. (It is on one of his albums, but I heard it on a Monty Python special. I doubt you will hear it on the store sound system while shopping.)
debm55
(53,313 posts)Wiz Imp
(8,379 posts)OldBaldy1701E
(9,682 posts)AllaN01Bear
(28,179 posts)it came upon a midnight clear
hark the harold angels sing
go tell it on the mountain that christ was born.
o little town of bethlihem
debm55
(53,313 posts)AllaN01Bear
(28,179 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)Thunderbeast
(3,737 posts)Best: "Merry Christmas from the Family" Robert Earl Keen
Worst "My Favorite Things" sung by Luciano Pavarotti
debm55
(53,313 posts)Casandia
(1,731 posts)Puts me in a good mood every time
debm55
(53,313 posts)B.See
(7,457 posts)"Little Drummer Boy" (Simeone Chorus version), circa 50ish, "This Christmas" (Hathaway), over last decade, "So This Is Christmas" (Lennon).
debm55
(53,313 posts)Mz Pip
(28,308 posts)Love their version of Christmas Canon is probably my favorite.
All I Want for Christmas is my least favorite.
debm55
(53,313 posts)bbernardini
(9,995 posts)debm55
(53,313 posts)YodaMom2
(143 posts)Best: Schuberts Ave Maria
Worst: ANY novelty song (that stupid hippopotamus one, Grandma Got Run Over
, All I Want, etc.). The only exception, if it can be called a novelty song, is Santa Baby, but ONLY if its performed by Eartha Kitt. She sounds like shes supposed to sound - like a sultry, seductive grown-ass woman. The versions where the singers are trying to sound like pouty children? Ew. Just ew.
debm55
(53,313 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,566 posts)and the lyrics
Jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño
Enchiladas, corn tortillas, empanadas, guacamole, chili con queso
Bring hot tostadas and salsa rojo
And the hot sauce, and the hot sauce, jalapeño, jalapeño.
Pico de gallo and some cabrito.
And the hot sauce, and the hot sauce, jalapeño, jalapeño.
- - - - Jalapeño
Bring me a glass of water and hurry, jalapeño, jalapeño.
Jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño
Jalapeño, jalapeño.
The kitchen has just closed - but we're starved.
The kitchen has reopened since the owner just walked in.
Then I will have refritos and tacos. -
Chalupas, and Spanish rice, and Spanish rice and Spanish rice.
Fajitas - fajitas, fajitas, fajitas, fajitas.
Tamales, tamales, with chili
Some agua, some agua, limonada, limonada.
Sangria, sangria, margarita, margarita.
Dos Equis, Dos Equis, Carta Blanca, Carta Blanca.
Corona, Corona, no domestic, no domestic.
A praline, fried ice cream, sopapillas with honey.
No more flan, the flan's all gone.
I have not touched this chili relleno. - -
The flan's all gone you can have some tomorrow.
Bring the check, I'll charge, I'll charge it.
No let me pay, on my Visa, on my Visa.
And bring a doggie bag for my flautas and salsa.
O what pains, frijoles bring, O what pains, frijoles bring.
And we shall burn forever, forever and ever.
Forever, and ever, forever, and ever,
Alka Seltzer, Pepto Bismol, Metamucil, Kaopectate - Jalapeño!