Florida man broke into random house, ran bath, cooked dinner to avoid going home to angry wife

[marmar]

He traded the ball and chain for handcuffs.

A Florida man broke into a random house and hung out there for several days to avoid going home to his angry wife after the couple had a fight, according to officials.

Polk County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home in Davenport by a neighbor who was tasked with watching over the residence while the homeowner was away — and who noticed a flurry of suspicious activity on June 9, according to a release from the department.

When cops walked in, the man, identified as Joe, 44, was cooking himself dinner and had just run a luxurious bath. ..............(more)

https://nypost.com/2025/06/20/us-news/florida-man-joe-broke-into-davenport-home-ran-bath-and-cooked-dinner-to-escape-angry-wife/

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Quite the gentleman squatter! Give the guy points for class. /nt

[wolfie001]

6. "And he drank my finest bottle of red wine!"

....would have been chef's kiss

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. If he had run a load of laundry and folded and put away the clothes afterward,

I could see reducing his sentence to time served.

[AllaN01Bear]

3. plays a few riffs of the theme from the old tv show, the twilight zone.

[Historic NY]

4. Isn't it time to deport Florida Man, somewhere.

Perhaps Mars.

[AllaN01Bear]

5. loved the cartoon. how many familliar bears can u spot

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