Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/19/2026

[Rhiannon12866]

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[malaise]

1. That was sooo good

Thanks 😀

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Thanks! I thought so, too!

And I can't imagine what we're going to without him! I think I started posting his monologue, etc. in 2017 - and when I was at my summer camp reunion, I set my alarm since I didn't want to miss my nightly post!

[malaise]

3. Yes your Colbert posts are a part of my must see DU mornings

😀

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Thanks! And these days, with the news we're facing, I end the night on a high note, too!

I don't know how he does it, but he manages to turn the rotten news of the day around for me!

[malaise]

5. I hope he has his own YouTube show

He’s too good to walk away

[LymphocyteLover]

6. Great stuff as usual! I hope he continues his show somehow! I heard the Meidas Touch guys offer him a spot on their

network...

[trusty elf]

7. Aliens live amongst us.