Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist - the borowitz report (and a couple more posts from andy)

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist.

“My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist,” said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. “I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely.”

“Barron’s mission was to obtain a note from the doctor,” Trump added. “Mission accomplished.”

Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.

“Mission accomplished.”

— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-22T03:08:07.033Z

The Iranian regime are misogynist thugs who disappear political foes without due process so I don’t get Trump’s beef with them

— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-20T19:17:08.513Z

So I guess when Trump said he would end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours what he meant was he would make every war even worse as soon as he got a chance

— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-22T01:22:23.677Z

In two weeks Trump will be too senile to say Iran

— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-20T16:29:34.721Z

America has a Nazi problem

— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-21T22:27:46.604Z