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orangecrush

(26,437 posts) Wed Jun 25, 2025, 11:36 AM Jun 25

Bezos guests to be given plastic monogrammed bottles for urine at wedding [View all]

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

theonion.com/bezos-w...
— The Onion (@theonion.com) 2025-06-25T14:10:00.000Z

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Bezos guests to be given plastic monogrammed bottles for urine at wedding [View all] orangecrush Jun 25 OP

Now I'm glad we weren't invited surfered Jun 25 #1

Gee, I was hoping for a boutonniere and maybe some mints. BoRaGard Jun 25 #2

Nah Danascot Jun 25 #10

Was the wedding planner a retired truck driver? Attilatheblond Jun 25 #3

I recently had road trip across California desert. Pee bottles the whole way Demovictory9 Jun 25 #9

"I spy...with my little eye... Just_Vote_Dem Jun 25 #16

Close orangecrush Jun 25 #12

Eeuuuu. 😝 . Wait! What do the women do? No outside plumbing. I call hoax. Srkdqltr Jun 25 #4

It is the Onion karynnj Jun 25 #5

Onions don't necessarily make you piss BoRaGard Jun 25 #7

Of course its the onion!! I knew that. Duh!🙃😉🙃😉 Srkdqltr Jun 25 #8

It's The Onion, folks usonian Jun 25 #6

Busted! orangecrush Jun 25 #11

Thou shall not pee in the canals! usonian Jun 25 #13

For his or theirs? Marthe48 Jun 25 #14

Very clever inference about reports Amazon employees had to resort to Liberal In Texas Jun 25 #15