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orangecrush

(26,943 posts) Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:37 AM Sep 29

ICE tries and fails to disappear a food delivery guy [View all]

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
— Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) 2025-09-29T03:10:16.612Z

Comments are golden

"So about 10 people loitering around, on governments paychecks without creating anything for the economy or security are chasing the one guy that actually serves the american people with honest work."

And...

"There’s no reason to assume he’s undocumented. Just doesn’t want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown period of time or disappeared completely. BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS."

lastly...

"11 men ready for war 0-1 small guy with a bike

I don’t know if I want to laugh or to cry."

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ICE tries and fails to disappear a food delivery guy [View all] orangecrush Sep 29 OP

Kick dalton99a Sep 29 #1

... orangecrush Sep 29 #13

Those out of shape guys with all that heavy combat gear had no chance Liberal In Texas Sep 29 #2

You know that delivery guy is in shape orangecrush Sep 29 #14

Still laughing malaise Sep 29 #3

... orangecrush Sep 29 #15

..and ignore the other guy on a bike, just brutalizing people based on looks BlueWaveNeverEnd Sep 29 #4

Of course orangecrush Sep 29 #16

The other guy on the Divvy bike saved the day by blocking the closest pursuer Prairie Gates Sep 29 #24

Just watched that about ten times, still laughing... Made my day 😁 chia Sep 29 #5

I had to watch a few times too orangecrush Sep 29 #17

"There's no reason to assume he's undocumented. Just doesn't want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown chia Sep 29 #6

Exactly orangecrush Sep 29 #18

Gets funnier with every viewing. progressoid Sep 29 #7

Epic orangecrush Sep 29 #19

Bike riding refugee from war torn Portland? cbabe Sep 29 #8

Should enter the Tour De France orangecrush Sep 29 #20

The Benny Hill music makes it a classic. Ray Bruns Sep 29 #9

Fits perfectly orangecrush Sep 29 #21

Whenever anyone tells me British humor is subtile I comradebillyboy Sep 29 #25

I stumbled across 4 or 5 Brits orangecrush Sep 29 #29

Yes. cbabe Sep 29 #26

Physical conditioning is obviously not required of ICE Agents. Gimpyknee Sep 29 #10

SLOW orangecrush Sep 29 #22

Next, trump will order all bicycles outlawed. Volaris Sep 29 #11

You can see the "war-ravaged" streets. Mblaze Sep 29 #12

This is right by the Chicago Riverwalk - you can see the Marine Towers in the background at the beginning Prairie Gates Sep 29 #23

Who else is watching this on loop? This video is all over the internet. SunSeeker Sep 29 #27

I love the Benny Hill, but I also want it to be prefaced by Gary Oldman's EVERYONE!!! Prairie Gates Sep 29 #28

... orangecrush Sep 29 #30

The full video orangecrush Sep 29 #32

Ug, the 2 racist old white women sitting at the tables thanking the ICE thugs. Yuck. SunSeeker Sep 29 #38

Yeah orangecrush Sep 29 #39

ooh. keystone cops new short. pansypoo53219 Sep 29 #31

Epic orangecrush Sep 29 #33

Fucking Bluto there with his shoe polish colored beard. miyazaki Sep 29 #34

Supposedly orangecrush Sep 29 #37

This is why you don't see cops doing foot pursuits any more. MineralMan Sep 29 #35

Upthread is the unedited video orangecrush Sep 29 #36

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Sep 29 #40

... orangecrush Sep 29 #41

Kick canetoad Sep 29 #42

Thanks orangecrush Sep 29 #43