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40. Furious that Bad Bunny was chosen for the Super Bowl halftime show, Fat Donnie ordered Noem's goons to drag him

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:01 AM

Sep 29

to the Oval Office for a televised humiliation.

However, Noem’s team, with its usual (in)competence, instead produced the Rabbit of Caerbannog, aka Killer Rabbit.

The vicious lagomorph first attacked and decapitated Noem and her bit of stuff on the side, Lewandowski, while screaming “Justice for Cricket!” before turning on the others.

Cadet Bonespurs bravely gave the traditional order of “Run away! Run away!” but was prevented from doing so by his cankle issues.

In 2029, the brave little bunny received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from a grateful nation.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 29 OP

"Did you say he 'bit the dust? I missed it!" hlthe2b Sep 29 #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 29 #2

Well, I'm not getting any younger and my patience is wearing thin. surfered Sep 29 #5

Aging rapidly here. niyad Sep 29 #6

As are my soles from impatient foot tapping! 👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Sep 29 #8

Soon... SheltieLover Sep 29 #9

Mentally, morally, ethically, yes. Clinically, no. Sad! surfered Sep 29 #3

The piece of shit will turn 80 in 9 months dalton99a Sep 29 #4

Hopefully not, eh. twodogsbarking Sep 29 #13

May it be so! niyad Sep 29 #24

Stroked out during dream of Julius Caesar? SheltieLover Sep 29 #7

When I read that he will be at the meeting, the novel "Seven Days In May" niyad Sep 29 #11

I've never read it. SheltieLover Sep 29 #17

Ohhhhhh yes!!! niyad Sep 29 #25

Ok. I'll give it a try. SheltieLover Sep 29 #28

Checked out an e copy from library. SheltieLover Sep 29 #30

No but his malaise Sep 29 #10

That was embarrassing surfered Sep 29 #19

Are we talking the qanon med-beds here, the miracle cure? niyad Sep 29 #12

Haha an expensive alternative to real healthcare SheltieLover Sep 29 #18

I know a qanon who would go on and on about the med-beds, despite my niyad Sep 29 #31

Cripes SheltieLover Sep 29 #32

I just read Jeff Tiedrich's piece on the med-bed insanity. I had apparently niyad Sep 29 #34

Three years? SheltieLover Sep 29 #36

I am happy that you had been spared that nonsense until now. It used niyad Sep 29 #37

I'll bet it does! SheltieLover Sep 29 #38

Well, I have a headache now after reading that that particular insanity niyad Sep 29 #39

Healing vibes on the way to you. SheltieLover Sep 29 #44

COVID 47. twodogsbarking Sep 29 #14

The Secret Service code for Donald Trump choking on a Big Mac is "I'm Lovin' It." LetMyPeopleVote Sep 29 #15

I'd like to think that was true surfered Sep 29 #20

Charlie Kirk is still dead. twodogsbarking Sep 29 #16

And Rush Limbaugh is still dead. surfered Sep 29 #21

Hitler too. Pat Robertson. twodogsbarking Sep 29 #29

Well, that's definitely something Orrex Sep 29 #22

And scalia! niyad Sep 29 #26

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 29 #23

Med beds underpants Sep 29 #27

Nothing about MedBeds' magical powers in healing wounded ears? GopherGal Sep 29 #45

Damn, not last night, maybe today. republianmushroom Sep 29 #33

It's important he stays alive so that he can make 360 million Americans suffer to make him richer Blue Owl Sep 29 #35

Furious that Bad Bunny was chosen for the Super Bowl halftime show, Fat Donnie ordered Noem's goons to drag him jls4561 Sep 29 #40

Suffocated under a mound of rotting soybeans Wicked Blue Sep 29 #41

Heart broken Ted Nugent and Kid Rock not picked for half time show. surfered Sep 29 #42

He is quite talented in more than just singing and only 31. I can't keep up either. twodogsbarking Sep 29 #43

Me either. Never heard of bad bunny SheltieLover Sep 29 #46