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ProfessorGAC

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17. In The Worst Way

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Fri Nov 28, 2025, 08:57 AM

Nov 28

People talk about forecaddies moving his ball, him moving others' to a disadvantageous spot, taking the ball out of bumkers...
But, it's worse. He shaves strokes!
Second shot in the water. Takes drop. Hits ball onto green. 15' from the hole, he picks up, calling it good.
Calls that a 4 when it's a 6.
Do that 6 times a round and an 87 becomes a 75.
Of course, he puts the 87 in the handicap computer so he's got 14 handicap. He's net is 61. Club players are not going to shoot net 61.
I just remember the quote of an unnamed touring pro that played with him when told Trump said he shot 73.
"Yes, he shot a 73 but I can't say whether that was after 12 or 13 holes."

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