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Aristus

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38. Physician Assistant, not a doctor. But yeah. Keep popping that aspirin, shithead!

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 03:10 PM

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Whole handfuls of it. Give your self a subdural hematoma. Or a catastrophic colonic bleed.

If this seems like a breach of the Hippocratic oath, bear in mind that when he dies, the health of the entire nation will improve immeasurably. I'm just trying to help cure the disease that ails us...

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Trump says he takes more aspirin than recommended by his doctors [View all] dalton99a Thursday OP

Oh, so it's not actually caused by shaking a lot of hands? Jim__ Thursday #1

Doctors will knock this shit down in minutes malaise Thursday #2

But he knows more about medicine than the doctors dalton99a Thursday #3

He knows more than anyone about anything without ever malaise Thursday #4

+1. Same to you malaise! dalton99a Thursday #5

He lies when he says he knows more than anybody about a given subject and also when he says he knows nothing about it. Marcuse Thursday #45

He insists we follow his medical advice. Irish_Dem Thursday #8

He's the bestiest knower of medicine Clouds Passing Thursday #40

Yeah, he knows more than my doctor BaronChocula Thursday #42

Physician Assistant, not a doctor. But yeah. Keep popping that aspirin, shithead! Aristus Thursday #38

Let him chug them down malaise Thursday #39

And to you! Aristus Thursday #41

All you magas, now take handfulls of aspirin daily BaronChocula Thursday #43

Extra aspirin and a daily flume of Diet Coke sure sounds like a recipe for a happy tummy. Xavier Breath Thursday #6

The Diet Coke guy bucolic_frolic Thursday #7

A policy penny wise and (literally) pound foolish. Xavier Breath Thursday #12

Hopefully, increasing the chances of Intracerebral hemorrhage (ICH), also known as hemorrhagic stroke, surfered Thursday #9

Someone must have told him that hemorrhagic is better than ischemic dalton99a Thursday #11

That it's classier😁 surfered Thursday #13

It's referred to as a "Code Gold", making it the obvious choice . . . hatrack Thursday #17

One wonders why aspirin (an anti-platelet, not an anti-coagulant) LuckyCharms Thursday #10

There are a multitude of blood thinners dsc Thursday #14

Agree. I'm on Brilinta and a baby aspirin after a piece of plaque lodged in my eye. LuckyCharms Thursday #15

yeah my blood runs very fast dsc Thursday #28

I understand. I stopped shaving. Except... LuckyCharms Thursday #29

I don't shave in the traditional sense. Prairie_Seagull Thursday #33

I sometimes do something similar as well... LuckyCharms Thursday #34

Yeah, I also think he's just full of shit. GoCubsGo Thursday #19

As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #16

+1. He should eat more beef because the price of beef has come down tremendously dalton99a Thursday #24

He's a blinking malaise Thursday #25

Here is a gift link to the WSJ article LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #26

+1 dalton99a Thursday #30

OMG his neck gina! MorbidButterflyTat Thursday #51

Hunny...those ain't aspirin you're snorting. Totally Tunsie Thursday #18

I also take 325 mg of aspirin daily per my cardiologist... mike_c Thursday #20

Ding ding malaise Thursday #23

I wonder if he was taking this much aspirin when he had that near miss with his ear. Baitball Blogger Thursday #21

Thick blood didn't give him a thick head. Kid Berwyn Thursday #22

What is the medical level of aspirin toxicity? no_hypocrisy Thursday #27

10 to 30 grams dalton99a Thursday #46

Thanks! Hope breeds eternally. no_hypocrisy Friday #53

Take an entire bottle Henry203 Thursday #31

He's not taking enough Coldwater Thursday #32

I assume he's on other blood thinners than aspirin... Wounded Bear Thursday #35

Maybe he will have .... BlueKentuckyGirl Thursday #36

Exactly! Who are we to argue. hamsterjill Thursday #37

More bullshit. Bristlecone Thursday #44

The first law of Turnip-depravity: if he said it then it was a lie. Ol Janx Spirit Thursday #47

+1 dalton99a Thursday #48

trump's "skin is so delicate that Pam Bondi caused his hand to bleed when she nicked him with her ring LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #49

"...critics who have questioned the state of his health..." MorbidButterflyTat Thursday #50

How much of it does he shove up his ass???? Jack Valentino Thursday #52

Take a whole bunch, shithead. Let's see what happens... CTyankee Friday #54

Maddowblog-Amid health questions, Trump changes his story in weird and unexpected ways LetMyPeopleVote Friday #55