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struggle4progress

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32. They bought such nice fireworks for Charlie Kirk's funeral, surely they can suabble

Reply to moose65 (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2026, 09:44 PM

12 hrs ago

about the fireworks they want at Donny's funeral

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What will his family do when he dies? [View all] moose65 14 hrs ago OP

They'll fight over the spoils..maybe even in courts Deuxcents 14 hrs ago #1

All five beneficiaries to the Will (assuming TSF didn't put everything into a trust -- no_hypocrisy 14 hrs ago #2

Five? Fiendish Thingy 13 hrs ago #7

Junior, Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, Barron. no_hypocrisy 13 hrs ago #12

Are you presuming Melania will predecease her hubby? Fiendish Thingy 12 hrs ago #24

They'll try to cut her out chowmama 12 hrs ago #30

The Republicans will get him buried in Arlington National Cemetery... wcmagumba 14 hrs ago #3

Yes they will put him there simply Tree Lady 13 hrs ago #14

He's a 3 time draft dodger and I'm pretty sure it ain't gonna happen..he thinks they're losers so he'll want his own Deuxcents 13 hrs ago #15

100%. And An Eternal Flame. You Know Why. ColoringFool 11 hrs ago #37

Exhale deeply? Alephy 13 hrs ago #4

They'll be fine... MustBeTheBooz 13 hrs ago #5

They will fight over his money, try to escape the debt collectors, but most importantly Fiendish Thingy 13 hrs ago #6

I'm sure there's already a living and pour over trust, so he can rule from beyond. Ilikepurple 12 hrs ago #36

They will hire computer experts to crack the password on his bitcoin wallet. usonian 13 hrs ago #8

I know what I wish they'd do. GaYellowDawg 13 hrs ago #9

Scheme against each other before accepting their cut. greatauntoftriplets 13 hrs ago #10

I could not care less. All I know is we will be partying in our house! NewHendoLib 13 hrs ago #11

I'd be perfectly happy Metaphorical 13 hrs ago #13

It would be great if after he dies Tree Lady 13 hrs ago #19

I read Melania renegotiated her pre-nup at the start of his 2nd term, CrispyQ 12 hrs ago #31

It's party time 🥳 oasis 13 hrs ago #16

Who really wants to do business with Don Jr and Eric? Isn't it only... IcyPeas 13 hrs ago #17

They will try to flee to a non-extradition country. GoCubsGo 13 hrs ago #18

Hopefully, run and hide purr-rat beauty 13 hrs ago #20

Bury him Faux pas 12 hrs ago #21

Stuff and mount him Emrys 12 hrs ago #22

They'll all be trying to beat one another to the money. GoodRaisin 12 hrs ago #23

Prison... S/V Loner 12 hrs ago #25

Grift, grift and then grift some more. dem4decades 12 hrs ago #26

OMG, can't finish reading all posts here......LMAO vapor2 12 hrs ago #27

They'll emulate Lenin jmowreader 12 hrs ago #28

Lawyer up choie 12 hrs ago #29

They bought such nice fireworks for Charlie Kirk's funeral, surely they can suabble struggle4progress 12 hrs ago #32

They won't BigMin28 12 hrs ago #33

A mausoleum in the Penthouse Suite of Trump Tower? OAITW r.2.0 12 hrs ago #34

Hopefully, they be making license plates in Sing Sing C_U_L8R 12 hrs ago #35

Sell small pieces of the corpse NotASurfer 11 hrs ago #38

They should each throw themselves on his pyre in turn. Orrex 10 hrs ago #39

Well whatever happens after i cant say, but i fucking PROMISE theyre gonna demand he be buried in Arlington.. Volaris 10 hrs ago #40

Coke. Lots of coke. Easterncedar 10 hrs ago #41