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Orrex

(67,028 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:00 AM Mar 11

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Neck rotted all the way through, decapitating him?

Fell from the bow of the Titanic with his longtime friend and associate?

Torn to shreds by the families of soldiers killed in Iran when they find out how many of them there are?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 11 OP

This is taking too long malaise Mar 11 #1

Does he even need a head? Ocelot II Mar 11 #27

Diaper rash, leading to skin breakdown, leading to infection and sepsis? QueerDuck Mar 11 #2

Did he contact it WmChris Mar 11 #14

"Cause of Death--his own odor!" hlthe2b Mar 11 #3

Lol MustLoveBeagles 11 hrs ago #32

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 11 #4

Soon... SheltieLover Mar 11 #7

Dear Goddess, PLEASE!!! niyad Mar 11 #17

Yes!!! SheltieLover Mar 11 #29

I have a dream.. surfered Mar 11 #18

Sadly, he would take us all with him. niyad Mar 11 #19

I think that's his plan. surfered Mar 11 #20

It certainly seems to be. niyad Mar 11 #21

Choked trying to down the new McDonald's Big Arch Burger ? eppur_se_muova Mar 11 #5

Not yet, but it has to be soon. SheltieLover Mar 11 #6

;-{) FORE! Goonch Mar 11 #8

Omg! 😄😄😄 electric_blue68 Mar 11 #23

This is my most favorite daily DU Thread.... FarPoint Mar 11 #9

Every day he's more dead than before. Joinfortmill Mar 11 #10

But yet, not enough! WestMichRad Mar 11 #11

But he's still moving around and making sounds with his face. Ocelot II Mar 11 #28

Excellent possibilities today. AllyCat Mar 11 #12

I'm just saying JustAnotherGen Mar 11 #13

Leading the boots-on-the-ground in Iran. no_hypocrisy Mar 11 #15

No but malaise Mar 11 #16

Nope, BUT we are closer than we bluestarone Mar 11 #22

No cheering out my windows yet. Sigh.... electric_blue68 Mar 11 #24

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Mar 11 #25

Excellent! City Lights Mar 11 #26

I'm with you Lady Gaga‼️✊🏽 LetMyPeopleVote Mar 11 #30

Elon and Duffy's new and improved radar system disappears Air Force One? Initech 16 hrs ago #31