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Orrex

(67,153 posts) Tue Apr 7, 2026, 06:58 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

Stroked out in giddy excitement over his plan to deploy nukes in Iran?

Simultaneously struck by lightning, bitten by a shark, and flattened by a meteorite, which is statistically more likely than his obsequious cabinet invoking the 25th on him?

Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

I mean come on, dammit!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

;-{) AAUGH! Goonch Yesterday #1

nope Celerity Yesterday #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #3

I have a dream..it would save mankind. surfered Yesterday #15

We all share in your vision of world peace! SheltieLover Yesterday #19

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover Yesterday #18

No but malaise Yesterday #4

Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste IronLionZion Yesterday #5

Last functioning brain cell goes offline Blumancru Yesterday #6

They also serve who dance and wait........... twodogsbarking Yesterday #7

Ha malaise Yesterday #8

I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream......... twodogsbarking Yesterday #9

For this DUzy?😀 malaise Yesterday #10

May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan. twodogsbarking Yesterday #11

Hahaha malaise Yesterday #12

No, and now he is stark raving mad. Joinfortmill Yesterday #13

NOW? malaise Yesterday #14

Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library surfered Yesterday #16

Lost on the dark side of the moon? SheltieLover Yesterday #17

The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am... hlthe2b Yesterday #20

Aw MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #32

greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear Yesterday #21

Not yet but he Gordcanuck Yesterday #22

It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done. Joinfortmill Yesterday #23

Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked. no_hypocrisy Yesterday #24

Well, you've found a great use for the butter! SheltieLover Yesterday #25

Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim! LeftInTX Yesterday #26

I'm stealing this surfered Yesterday #27

Ahh, memories... hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #29

Morphed into this overnight malaise 20 hrs ago #31

Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets Wicked Blue Yesterday #28

I want the Obama tan suit day to come again LetMyPeopleVote 20 hrs ago #30