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The Wizard

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3. I had two Zippos I got there
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:01 AM
Yesterday

One said "When I die bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass."
The other said "Hitler is alive and in the White House."

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More relevant gerryatwork Yesterday #1
Nails it! niyad Yesterday #2
I had two Zippos I got there The Wizard Yesterday #3
None of them is a draftee RetiredParatrooper Yesterday #4
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